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Jake's Corner

4/28/15 Bruce Jenner Naughty Photo Shoot

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
 
Rumor has it that BRUCE JENNER wants to show off his increasingly feminine figure in a NAUGHTY PHOTO SHOOT.  Supposedly, he's looking for, quote, "a top-quality photographer for a risqué-yet-sophisticated portrait."  The fact that he once posed for the cover of "Playgirl" adds some credence to the story, but Bruce is 65 so this could very well be bogus.
 
JAKE GYLLENHAAL announced that he's single on "Ellen" yesterday.  And he joked about taking women to his mother's house on first dates.  That's interesting, because TAYLOR SWIFT mentioned meeting a guy's mom in her song "All Too Well", which is believed to be about her brief relationship with Jake.
 
JOHN STAMOS is calling out MARY-KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN for claiming they had no idea Netflix was doing a new show called "Fuller House" until he announced it. They had said they were shocked he hadn't called them about it before. On Sunday, Stamos Re-Tweeted a link to a story about it, and added, quote, "I call [B.S.]."  And at least two sources told E! News that Mary-Kate and Ashley definitely knew about it beforehand.
 
Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson was arrested Saturday for allegedly stabbing a man. The trouble started Friday when police responded to a call that someone attacked a man with a knife in the Westlake area of Los Angeles and fled. The victim identified his attacker as "Hobie" -- which was the name of Jeremy's character on the show. The next day police got a report of a prowler wandering around the same neighborhood. When officers stopped the alleged prowler, they discovered it was Jeremy and arrested him.
 
Justin Bieber crashed a high school prom over the weekend, and he was not welcome.  School administrators say he physically shoved his way into the event. Bieber helped himself into the Chatsworth Charter High prom for a few minutes on Saturday night and apparently the students LOVED it, but offiicials did not.  A district rep says, "His entourage pushed past the school's security to gain access to the dance floor" ... and administrators were worried they wouldn't be able to control the crowd.
 

4/27/15 Leo Dicaprio on Tinder

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Monday, April 27, 2015
 
BOBBY BROWN has filed for guardianship over the estate of his daughter BOBBI KRISTINA . . . which includes a $20 million inheritance from her mother WHITNEY HOUSTON.  Bobbi Kristina has what could very well be a long lifetime of medical care ahead of her. 
 
Ladies . . . the next time you swipe right on Tinder, you could be giving the thumbs up to LEONARDO DICAPRIO.  That's according to a "source" who supposedly talked to Leo at Coachella. He said, quote, "Leo confessed that he was using the dating app under the name Leonard. He said he hasn't been on any dates yet, but is obsessed with swiping on girls and seeing who's out there.  He said there's actually a lot of other celebs who use Tinder just for fun."
 
Brad Pitt stepped out Saturday night for an autism fundraiser concert in Hollywood... sporting facial bruises. Pitt later explained, "This is what happens when you try to run up steps in the dark, with your arms full, wearing flip flops. Turns out, if you then try to stop your forward momentum with your face, the result is road rash."
 

4/24/15 Mila Kunis Answers to Lawsuit

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Friday, April 24, 2015
 
The British tabloids say GILLIAN ANDERSON from "X Files" wants COLDPLAY singer CHRIS MARTIN. Supposedly, they've been friends for a while, and now that he's officially "un-coupled" from GWYNETH PALTROW, she wants to take things to the next level, and has asked him out on a date.  There's no word if he accepted. Gillian is 46 . . . Chris is 38 . . . and Chris' rumored GIRLFRIEND JENNIFER LAWRENCE is 24
 
"OK!" magazine says MILEY CYRUS and PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER weren't done in by those photos of Patrick on Spring Break . . . instead, they couldn't handle their OPEN relationship. An insider says they were allowed to see other people, but Patrick's "romantic" outing with BELLA THORNE was too much . . . quote, "The deal was that when they were apart, they could see other people as long as it was discreet." But when the photo of Patrick and Bella hit the Internet, Miley was furious and felt "publicly humiliated."
 
People are STILL sorting through the Sony hack, and it's been discovered that GEORGE CLOONEY had the email: BatmanSenior@Mac.com.  Of course, he played Batman in the 1997 movie "Batman & Robin". A source tells "Us" magazine this is a common thing for George.  Quote, "[He] often uses the names of his roles as pseudonyms. He signs emails to friends with a simple 'Danny Ocean' and he loves leaving voicemails saying, 'This is Batman.'"
 
Mila Kunis says the woman who's suing her for stealing her chicken 25 years ago in Ukraine is clucking crazy. News broke yesterday about Kristina Karo, an aspiring singer in Los Angeles, suing Kunis whom she says stole her pet chicken back when the two were childhood besties. She's seeking $5,000 for emotional distress. Mila thinks the lawsuit is as ridiculous as everyone else thinks it is and recorded a cell phone video with Ashton Kutcher mocking the woman. Mila says she's considering filing a counter-suit because Karo's music video "burned her eyes and hurt her body."
 

4/22/15 Bruce Jenner in a Dress

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Wednesday, April 22, 2015
 
So it looks pretty official:  BRUCE JENNER was photographed standing outside his Malibu home . . . in a DRESS.  Bruce's interview with Diane Sawyer airs Friday night on ABC.
 
KYLIE JENNER had to respond after pictures of idiotic kids literally busting open their lips doing the "Kylie Jenner Challenge" started hitting the web.  She said, quote, "I'm not here to try and encourage people/young girls to look like me or to think this is the way they should look.  I want to encourage people like me to be YOURSELF and not be afraid to experiment with your look."
 
LINDSAY LOHAN does not know Arabic.  And she proved it yesterday when she tried to post an inspirational message to her Instagram followers. She wrote "You're Beautiful" in Arabic.  Or at least she THOUGHT she did.  But her followers who DO know Arabic were quick to point out that what she really wrote was "You're a DONKEY."
 
BEN AFFLECK is admitting that he asked the producers of "Finding Your Roots" not to reveal that one of his ancestors was a slave owner.  He says, quote, "I didn't want any show about my family to include a guy who owned slaves.  I was embarrassed.  The very thought left a bad taste in my mouth."  He says he now regrets trying to bury that bit.
 
WILLIAM SHATNER has a brilliant plan to solve California's drought:  He wants to launch a campaign on Kickstarter to raise $30 BILLION . . . then take that money and build a pipeline from California to Seattle, where it's ALWAYS raining. And apparently, he's serious about it.
 

4/21/15 Johnny Depp's Marriage on the Rocks

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015
 
There will be no conscious RE-coupling:  Lawyers for GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN filed their divorce papers yesterday. They cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split, but things have been pretty amicable so far.  They've been spotted together several times, both with and without their kids, since they announced their "uncoupling" a year ago.
 
JOHNNY DEPP and AMBER HEARD have been married two and a half months, and "People" says they're already living separate lives.  In fact, their troubles started even BEFORE the wedding. A source says, quote, "The wedding had been postponed several times . . . Amber had her wedding dress for months before they settled on a wedding date." Another source says that as soon as Johnny landed in Australia to film the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, he started partying HARD.  Now, Johnny went back to L.A. for surgery after injuring his hand, but he returned yesterday WITH Amber.  So maybe their lives aren't so separate after all.
 
TAYLOR SWIFT's relationship with Scottish singer CALVIN HARRIS could be doomed before it even has a chance to get off the ground . . . because he's ALLERGIC TO HER CATS. A source says, quote, "When he stayed over at Taylor's house last week, he was up all night blowing his nose and complaining he couldn't breathe.  Apparently he's allergic to the long fluffy hair on Taylor's cats and they usually sleep in the bed so it's everywhere. He left really early the next morning.  It's caused a bit of tension because now Calvin wants to meet up in hotel rooms or at his place in L.A., but not at Taylor's house."
 
BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN's grandmother gave an update on her condition yesterday:  She's no longer in a medically induced coma, but she has irreversible brain damage and she's still unresponsive.
 
ROSEANNE BARR is GOING BLIND, but she's treating it with THE GIGGLE WEED.  She says, quote, "I have macular degeneration and glaucoma.  So [pot] is good for me for that because I have pressure in my eyes . . . my vision is closing in now."  She's 62.
 
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