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11/12/14 Booty Bang

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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

 

Things like padded panties, butt surgeries and workouts to plump up the glutes are becoming bigger business than ever . . . and experts say it's because pop culture is currently infatuated with BOOTY. One plastic surgeon says that when he asks patients whose butt they want, the most frequent answers are KIM KARDASHIAN, NICKI MINAJ, and JENNIFER LOPEZ.

 

MARK WAHLBERG says that LEONARDO DICAPRIO didn't want to work with him on the movie "The Basketball Diaries". He told the director, quote, "No way, I'm not making a movie with Marky Mark." But they DID do the movie, and they became friends.

 

JENNIFER ANISTON has amassed a $150 MILLION fortune . . . and yet, the tabloids are always saying that at 45, she's miserable, has bad luck with men, desperately wants kids, and is on the brink of an emotional breakdown. But Jennifer says she has no idea what that's all about. She tells "Harper's Bazaar", quote, "How many times can I be out there in the world, enjoying my life, and yet the narrative is 'Poor, Sorry, Sad in Love Jen' . . . I've had more fun post-40 than I can remember, from a work point of view, a physical point of view, [and] a psychotherapeutic point of view."

 

11/11/14 Justin Bieber Paid Up

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

 

It's possible that JOAN RIVERS died of too much propofol, according to a federal investigation into her death at the Yorkville Endoscopy clinic in New York City. Also, the medical team failed to notice Joan's blood-oxygen level had dropped below normal for a full 15 minutes before they started trying to resuscitate her.

 

Remember when JUSTIN BIEBER egged his neighbor's house earlier this year? Well, it's going to cost him. The "L.A. Times" says Justin forked over more than $80,000 in restitution to make the misdemeanor vandalism charge go away. (And that's on top of the cost of the eggs, which was likely $2 to $3 a carton . . . unless he sprung for $6 organic, free-range eggs.)  Justin has also completed six of 12 court-ordered anger management classes . . . and he also has five days of community service to do. For that, he's supposedly working for MusiCares, where he'll be doing physical labor including "painting walls and moving office furniture."

 

Josh Hutcherson may be taking the Hunger Games a bit too seriously. In a recent interview with British GQ, Josh admits he'd like to sample human flesh. He says, "I don't want somebody to die for me to eat them. However, if someone happened to die, from natural causes and it was not so taboo...I'm curious. I want to know what it tastes like. Like you want to know what a pigeon tastes like, you know, except a human. They're all animals."

 

11/10/14 Robin Williams Not on Drugs

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Monday, November 10, 2014

 

BEYONCÉ and JAY Z have come up with a fantastic plan for 2015: They're going to spend the year having doing what married people do in a French chateau. At least that's what the British tabloids would like you to believe. A source says, quote, "They're hoping to conceive their second child out there. And taking a year out will allow Beyoncé to have a quiet, stress-free pregnancy. They [also] want to have some time doing very little, enjoying Blue Ivy and chilling out. They are hoping she will pick up the lingo too. And of course it will be great for their French."

 

According to a coroner's report, ROBIN WILLIAMS was sober when he died. All they found in his system were two antidepressants and two "caffeine compounds." He had also been experiencing symptoms of Parkinson's disease since 2011. He had a tremor in his left arm, and movement in his left hand had slowed.

 

This is pretty sick and sad, if it's true: The body of radio legend CASEY KASEM is reportedly decomposing in a morgue in Norway . . . and his kids say that's exactly what his widow JEAN wants to happen. They say Jean hasn't even had Casey embalmed. She just wants him to rot away until there's nothing left to autopsy. That way, the kids can't prove their claim that Casey died of ELDER ABUSE while in her care. The kids have gone to court to try to force Jean to bring him back to the U.S.

 

ANDY DICK is accused of committing grand theft last week . . . while RIDING A BICYCLE. Andy was biking in Hollywood when he saw a guy with a sweet necklace. So he stopped and asked the guy if he could see it. The man recognized Andy, so he took off his chain and handed it to him . . . and Andy proceeded to ride off with it. (!!!) The man reported the theft, and police caught up to Andy just before midnight on Friday. The chain was worth $1,000, hence the grand theft charge. Andy was booked and released on $25,000 bail.

 

11/7/14 Selana's New Song

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Friday, November 7, 2014

 

SELENA GOMEZ released a new song called "The Heart Wants What It Wants", and it's about JUSTIN BIEBER. She says Justin thinks it's beautiful. And as for their relationship, she says, quote, "I support him . . . I don't want anything to ever happen to him bad. It hurts me."

 

Over the summer, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY posed TOPLESS for "Interview" magazine. But she says she did it on one condition: That the editors wouldn't do anything to increase the size of her rather small-ish chest ornaments. She says, quote, "I've had my body manipulated so many times for so many different reasons . . . it does feel important to say, It really doesn't matter what shape you are."

She adds, quote, "I think women's bodies are a battleground and photography is partly to blame."

 

Amanda Bynes was spotted crashing at a mall in Los Angeles yesterday morning. Amanda was photographed sleeping on a sofa in the middle of The Beverly Center. She was crashing with friends last week but she's been wandering around the West Hollywood area with no place to go since. Right now she doesn’t have access to her money to get her own place-- but her parents are moving to Texas and ending their conservatorship over her so she will have money soon.

 

7/6/14 Robert Downey Jr. is a Daddy

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Thursday, November 6, 2014

 

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. announced the arrival of his new daughter on Facebook, saying, quote, "After 9 months of intensive development, Team Downey is pleased to announce our 2014 fall / winter project . . . Avri Roel Downey joined the party at 3:22 A.M. on November 4th . . . and is accompanied by a variety of Susan's traits that have seemingly overwritten my 'junk DNA.'"

 

They grow up so fast. Kylie Jenner has just landed her very first lawsuit. The youngest of the Kardashian clan is being sued after she allegedly caused a three-car accident in August 2013 -- only two weeks after she'd turned 16. According to a witness, Kylie crashed her Mercedes G-Wagon into a Toyota that was stopped in traffic -- which caused the Toyota to hit a Subaru. The woman claims she hurt her neck and back, and she's suing Kylie for being a negligent driver.

 

The parents of Amanda Bynes are set to file legal documents-- handing over the conservatorship of Amanda to someone else. According to TMZ, Amanda will now be under the care of a mental health professional who specializes in handling people with severe mental illnesses. Her parents will ask the judge to transfer conservatorship powers to that person. Bynes' parents know they've struck out with Amanda and don't have what it takes to effectively control her. They're hoping once someone else controls Amanda's finances, she'll stop lashing out at them and they can have a relationship, even though it will be long distance.

 

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