Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

10/1/14 Michael Phelps Arrested

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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

 

GEORGE CLOONEY tells "People" magazine, quote, "My verdict on being Mr. and Mrs. Clooney? It feels pretty damn great." George sold the rights to his wedding photos to "People" and "Hello!", with the money going to charity. There's no word how much, though.

 

Some nude pictures of KIM KARDASHIAN were among the photos stolen and posted online this month, and they've reportedly caused a serious rift between her and KANYE WEST. The issue here is that he'd never SEEN those pictures before, so he figures she took them before they were together, for an ex-boyfriend. And he's JEALOUS.

He's also angry because it hurts his attempt to distance Kim from her porno star past and rebrand the two of them as a POWER COUPLE.

 

MICHAEL PHELPS is a world-class swimmer . . . and unfortunately, he's also getting pretty good at apologizing for DUI arrests.

According to the "Baltimore Sun", Michael was pulled over late Monday night, when a cop clocked him doing 84 in a 45 mile-per-hour zone. That's nearly twice the speed limit . . . and according to reports, his blood alcohol content was also at nearly twice the legal limit. Yesterday, Michael apologized, Tweeting, quote, "[I was] charged with DUI, excessive speeding and crossing double lane lines. I understand the severity of my actions and take full responsibility.

 

Sources are saying that the "stimulant" AMANDA BYNES was on when she got a DUI over the weekend was the ADD drug Adderall. Meanwhile, her parents have no control over her because the conservatorship they had ended earlier this month, and they don't have much contact with her.

9/30/14 Amanda Bynes Arrested

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

 

Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI again. Amanda was pulled over at 4 a.m. on Sunday morning in Los Angeles and was cited for being under the influence of a controlled substance. Sources say she was on drugs at the time of the arrest specifically marijuana. Bynes has been in trouble in the law in the past several times including being busted for DUI in 2012… she’s still on probation for that arrest.

 

GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN made it legal yesterday with a civil ceremony at the municipal building in Venice, Italy. Meanwhile, a source says the reason BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE didn't attend was because they couldn't take a break from shooting their new movie "By the Sea".

 

According to E! Online, GEORGE and AMAL spent more than $4 MILLION on their wedding weekend. About $3 million of that was for luxury hotel rooms. They also spent $380,000 for Amal's dress, $58,000 on booze and $250,000 on flowers.

 

At first, those rumors about BRUCE JENNER wanting to become a woman seemed silly. But little by little, the evidence is building. Here's the latest: In a new set of paparazzi photos, it looks like Bruce is wearing a SPORTS BRA under his shirt. And he does look a little BUSTY. He also had freshly shaven arms and legs.

8/29/14 George Gets Hitched

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Monday, September 29, 2014

 

It finally happened. GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN got married Saturday night in Venice, Italy. Although technically there's still time for George to back out. They're making it official with a civil ceremony today. There were about 100 guests at Saturday's ceremony at the Aman Canal Grande Hotel. A source says George and Amal held hands as they recited vows they wrote themselves.

After the ceremony, guests celebrated until well into the morning.

 

More celebrity photos leaked over the weekend. The latest round of victims include Anna Kendrick, Cara Delevingne, volleyball star Misty May-Treanor and Brook Burns.

 

SNOOKI gave birth to a daughter early Friday morning, and her name is Giovanna Marie. On Saturday, Snooki Tweeted, quote, "Motherhood is just not sexy. Sore nipples, wearing Depends, taking stool softeners, and chugging prune juice."

 

BILL and HILLARY CLINTON became grandparents on Friday evening. CHELSEA CLINTON gave birth to a baby girl, who she named Charlotte. This is the first child for her and her husband Marc.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ and LEAH REMINI were rear-ended by a drunk driver in a pickup truck Saturday when they went out for lunch with J-Lo's 6-year-old twins and Leah's 10-year-old daughter. The guy took off, but they called 911 and police caught up to him. Nobody was injured.

9/26/14 Clooney Getting Married

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Friday, September 26, 2014

 

GEORGE CLOONEY and AMAL ALAMUDDIN are getting married in Venice this weekend.  It'll be a black-tie affair, with only about 60 guests, including Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Bono, Ellen Barkin, Sandra Bullock and her son Louis, Matt Damon and his wife, Julia Roberts and her husband, and Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber.

 

SNOOKI hit Google to find ways to get her labor started quicker, and she's trying everything.  That includes working out, eating spicy food and even, quote, "galloping like a horse."  She did say that having sex, quote, "kind of worked a little."

 

KIM KARDASHIAN was almost tackled by a guy as she got out of a limo to attend a fashion show in Paris.  It turns out it was the same guy who has crashed red carpet events involving Leonardo DiCaprio, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, Will Smith, America Ferrera and Adele.

9/25/14 J Lo Sacrificing Animals?

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Thursday, September 25, 2014

 

Is there already trouble in paradise?  "OK!" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN is so tired of KANYE WEST snooping on her phone that she got a SECOND phone he doesn't know about.  Or, he DIDN'T know about it until now.  Sorry, Kim. A source says, quote, "Kim never thought he'd check it every single night.  She insists she's got nothing to hide, but she's just sick of him questioning who she's talking to."

 

Former "Jersey Shore" star MIKE SORRENTINO . . . you know, THE SITUATION . . . has been indicted on tax evasion charges.  Prosecutors claim he failed to pay his full tax bill on $8.9 million in earnings, and intentionally filed bogus returns.  He's facing up to NINE YEARS in prison, but he pleaded not guilty to all charges.

 

We've heard rumors in the past that JENNIFER LOPEZ has ties to Santeria . . . an African (slash) Caribbean religion that uses rituals and ceremonies including ANIMAL SACRIFICE. Well, "Life & Style" magazine claims that several of J-Lo's exes are planning to write a tell-all about her . . . and it will include her participation in these rituals. A so-called "source" says, quote, "J-Lo secretly practices religious rituals of Santeria . . . including sacrificing chickens!  That's the last thing her image needs."

 

Last week, KEANU REEVES woke up at 4:00 A.M. to find a woman sitting in a chair in his library.  Well, three days later, ANOTHER woman walked into Keanu's house . . . and this one was NAKED. She just waltzed through an unlocked door, took a shower and then jumped into Keanu's pool. Keanu wasn't home at the time, but there was a cleaning crew there.  They called Keanu, and he called 911. Like the other woman, she was taken away for psychiatric evaluation.

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