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Jake's Corner

8/22/13 David Cassidy Arrested

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Thursday, August 22, 2013
 
COREY FELDMAN is trying to be the next HUGH HEFNER, by filling his mansion with scantily-clad women and throwing parties. A writer for Vice.com got to attend one, and his article and photos make it seem like it was pretty lame.
 
ROBERT PATTINSON seemed to take a dig at "Twilight" fans . . . telling a German magazine, quote, "Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with 'Twilight'." Cue the uproar!
 
DAVID CASSIDY was arrested for drunk driving near Albany, New York yesterday morning. And when he found out the cop's name was TOM JONES, he said, quote, "What's new, pussycat?" . . . which is the name of a hit song by the SINGER Tom Jones. Cassidy is now facing FELONY drunk driving charges because of a prior DUI in Florida.
 
If Khloe Kardashian divorces Lamar Odom, she could get more money because he cheated on her. Two women have come forward so far claiming they had affairs with the NBA star and sources say if another woman comes forward, Khloe’s leaving him. The two signed a prenup and Odom would have to shell out $500,000 for each year they were wed, as well as allowances for spousal support and shopping. And there is also a cheating clause that would give Khloe more money if he cheated on her.
 
Although Lindsay Lohan said that there is no one to blame but herself for her troubles, her dad, Michael Lohan said, "I don't think she should have taken any of the blame for what happened to her. It's my fault and Dina's fault. We put her in the middle of the divorce. Now it's up to me and Dina to make this better."

8/21/13 Simon Cowell Speaks Out

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Wednesday, August 21, 2013
 
SIMON COWELL is finally starting to talk about his impending fatherhood. Yesterday he said he's, quote, "happy and excited" about becoming a dad. He added, quote, "It's a great time in my life." Even though Simon has said in the past that he didn't want kids, he now says, quote, "Now I know I feel good about it" . . . adding, quote, "I'm proud to be a dad." He also called his baby mama LAUREN SILVERMAN, quote, "a very special girl."
 
Anyone who thought KRIS JENNER wouldn't use her newborn granddaughter to juice ratings for her garbage talk show . . . WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? KANYE WEST will show a picture of his daughter NORTH on Friday's episode of "Kris". The show was actually taped on Monday, and an audience member says they took everyone's phone, so nobody could smuggle out a picture. The source says, quote, "She looks like Kanye. She has his cheeks and she is almost as dark as him and she has big eyes like Kim . . . too cute."
 
A woman lost her leg when a taxi jumped a curb and barreled into her in Manhattan yesterday. The accident occurred near the studio where DR. OZ tapes his show, so he ran down to help. But it sounds like he didn't do much. He said that a bystander had already used a belt as a tourniquet, and she was treated by emergency personnel.
 
At 56, MELANIE GRIFFITH is learning what a lot of actresses have before her: Hollywood just doesn't care about women of a certain age. She says, quote, "It is what I never thought would happen when I was in my 20s and 30s, hearing actresses bitch about not getting any work when they turned 50. Now I understand it."

8/20/13 Kim K Lipo'ed

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Tuesday, August 20, 2013
 
 Someone is trying to sell supposed NUDE photos of DEMI LOVATO. The seller says, quote, "These are Demi. The collection I have show some nude, including face, some including parts of the body Demi is known for: tattoos, butt, chin. Then, I have pictures of her getting rowdy . . . I can guarantee you these photos are legitimately of Demi." So far no one has published them.
 
"Life & Style" magazine says KIM KARDASHIAN actually got fat from her legs lipo'ed and injected into her butt. Meanwhile, she and baby NORTH were photographed at the funeral of KANYE WEST'S grandfather in Oklahoma City . . . but the baby was covered up, as usual.
 
Forbes has released its annual list of the World's Highest-Paid Models . . . and for the SEVENTH year in a row, GISELE BUNDCHEN sits comfortably at the top, making $42 MILLION over the past year. That's SIX TIMES more than second-place finisher MIRANDA KERR, who made $7.2 million. Gisele also made more than her husband TOM BRADY, who earned $38.3 million.
 
87-year-old comedy legend DICK VAN DYKE was taking a drive yesterday when his Jaguar suddenly CAUGHT FIRE on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles. Van Dyke got out safely, but the car was TOTALED. He later said he felt lucky to be alive.

8/19/13 LiLo Admits to Being an Addict

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Monday, August 19, 2013
 
TOM CRUISE reportedly insists on wearing thongs during all his stunt scenes. Sources say, quote, "He's pretty insistent about having a new thong every time. We do have a laugh but he sees it as dedication to his craft . . . He was embarrassed at first but he sees it as a way of improving his flexibility as he gets older."
 
On "Oprah's Next Chapter" last night, LINDSAY LOHAN said she's SERIOUS this time about turning her life around. She said, quote, "In this case, I wasn't fighting at all. I just let go and was able to just be like, 'OK you probably do know what's best, because my idea of doing what's best for me has not worked in the past." She added, quote, "I came into it just really willing, really craving more spirituality. Really open and ready to get really honest." Lindsay also admitted she's an addict, and that alcohol is her drug of choice. She said she snorted cocaine 10 or 15 times, and she HATED it . . . but, quote, "it allowed me to drink more. I think that's why I did it." She added that she's not even on any prescriptions, except for Nexium . . . which is for acid reflux. Lindsay said she's "in a different headspace now" . . . adding, quote, "I feel whole again, and I have such a desire to want to keep this feeling and stay this way, and I'm willing to do whatever it takes." As for how things got so out of control, Lindsay put at least some of the blame on her family. She said, quote, "A lot of stuff went on with my family when I was young and I grew up in a very chaotic home. And then there were moments of everything being wonderful and perfect, and then things being so uncontrollable and chaotic that. It's something that people go through and unfortunately I waited too long to face it."
 
Last week KATIE COURIC said she didn't understand why the Kardashians were famous. So KIM KARDASHIAN posted a picture of the baby gift Katie had given her, along with the very sweet note she sent with it. She called Katie a "fake media friend" and added, quote, "May I Humbly Suggest You Not Send Gifts Then Talk [Crap]." Katie immediately backed down.
 
Earlier this year, the L.A. District Attorney accused CHRIS BROWN of FAKING some of the community service he supposedly did to atone for assaulting RIHANNA. Well, the judge agreed. And so on Friday, Chris was ordered to complete 1,000 MORE HOURS. And he specified that this had to be community LABOR, which could include beach clean-up, graffiti removal or similar work.

8/16/13 Kourtney K. Gets Paternity Test

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Friday, August 16, 2013
 
LISA ROBIN KELLY . . . who played TOPHER GRACE'S older sister on "That '70s Show" . . . died in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab clinic. She was only 43. The cause of death was cardiac arrest. Lisa had been arrested several times over the past few years, for DUI, spousal abuse and other offenses. She'd checked into rehab on Monday.
 
Ladies, just so you know, JESSICA ALBA told "Women's Health UK", quote, "I have cellulite and stretch marks . . . and I have a muffin top."
 
As you've heard by now, a male model named Michael Girgenti has been claiming to be the TRUE father of KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S son Mason. Well, Kourtney finally put those rumors to rest by getting a PATERNITY TEST. And as it turns out, Kourtney's boyfriend SCOTT DISICK IS the father. She issued a statement yesterday saying, quote, "After three-and-a-half years of rumors and lies being spread by an individual I met briefly at a photo shoot, I am setting the record straight that Scott is Mason's father. While it saddens me to have to address these ridiculous lies . . . especially when the truth was never in doubt . . . this story must be put to rest."
 
The tabloids have been saying KIM KARDASHIAN won't show up in public until she's lost all her baby weight. But she, KANYE WEST and their daughter NORTH were spotted on Wednesday, going to a medical clinic. No shots of North's face, though. Her baby carrier was covered.
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