Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

1/30/15 Johnny Depp Getting Married

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Friday, January 30, 2015
 
  KANYE WEST says he's a better human being because of KIM KARDASHIAN and their daughter.  And that when he was acting out a few years ago, he was going through his OWN version of the "Terrible Twos" . . . because he didn't have the words or resources to do what he wanted with film and clothing.
 
JUSTIN BIEBER stopped by "Ellen" yesterday, and Ellen revealed she'd been asked to take part in his Comedy Central roast . . . but she REFUSED, because she doesn't like being mean to people.   
Then she asked Justin why he's subjecting himself to that, and he said, quote, "I think it's just cool to laugh at yourself.  I've done some things that might not have been the greatest. I just want to be able to laugh about it and own up to some of the things."
 
Johnny Depp skipped a news conference to promote his new movie, “Mortdecai", claiming that he was "attacked" by a "chupacabra."  Depp said, "I was attacked yesterday morning by a very rarely seen or experienced animal called 'chupacabra' I fought with it for hours. They're very persistent, very mean. And I'm pretty sure it came into my suitcase. I threw him off the 23rd floor. So we'll never see him again. Thank you for understanding." A chupacabra is a legendary, mythical creature that likes to drink animal blood and is rumored to live in certain parts of the Americas.
 
Meahwhile, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard will get married in a week at his private island in the Bahamas. According to the NY Post, the two will marry in an intimate ceremony at his Little Hall’s Pond Cay island home. The guest list will include just 50 people, including Heard’s family and Depp’s children with former love Vanessa Paradis.
 

1/29/15 Lilo's Court Drama

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Thursday, January 29, 2015
 
This probably isn't true, but The "Star" tabloid says KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN's boyfriend and baby daddy SCOTT DISICK is cheating on her . . . with her sister KENDALL JENNER. A source says, quote, "When Kendall and Scott first met, Kendall was a shy 11year-old schoolgirl."  But they got drunk together one day and, quote, "He saw Kendall as an adult . . . a superhot and fun one at that."  Then Kourtney supposedly found out and yelled, quote, "They're dead to me!"  Kendall is only 19, by the way.  Scott is 31.
 
JUSTIN BIEBER posted a video yesterday admitting he's been, quote, "arrogant and conceited" over the past year and a half.  He added, quote, "I really want people to know how much I care . . . about people, and how I'm not that person to say 'I don't give a [flip]', you know.  I'm not that kid.  I'm a person who genuinely cares."
 
BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE might do their THIRD movie together.  Although this time they won't both be acting.   
Brad is in talks to star in a movie called "Africa" that Angelina is directing.  It's about archaeologist RICHARD LEAKEY, who defended elephants in Kenya from poachers in the 1980s.
 
Twice-married Sean Penn was Asked about the possibility of tying the knot for a third time, particularly with his reported fiancée Charlize Theron. Penn tells Esquire UK, "You say I've been married twice before but I've been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn't even consider a third marriage, I'd consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again. I mean, I like the tradition."
 
Lindsay Lohan claims she finished her community service but the prosecutor in the case wants more time to investigate the hours. At a court hearing yesterday, Lindsay's lawyer said Lohan finished the 240-hours that were given to her in connection with her reckless driving case in 2012. But the prosecutor says he needs time to verify those hours which included time spent doing meet and greets at her play in London... providing them with "work shadowing experience." The judge in the case set a hearing for February 18th to give the prosecutor more time to look into the hours.
 

1/28/15 Taylor Swift Nudes??

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Wednesday, January 28, 2015
 
Hackers took over TAYLOR SWIFT's Twitter and Instagram accounts yesterday, and threatened to post NUDE PHOTOS of her.  But after Taylor got control of her accounts back, she Tweeted, quote, "Any hackers saying they have 'nudes'?  Psssh you'd love that wouldn't you!  Have fun Photoshopping 'cause you got NOTHING."
 
CHRISSY TEIGEN posted a video over the weekend where she's in a towel and pouring milk all over her half-naked body.  Turns out she burned herself by cooking with jalapeno peppers and then taking a shower.  And she apparently got it EVERYWHERE.  She Tweeted, quote, "Just took a shower after cleaning those jalapenos and [it] truly was the biggest mistake of my life.  Like I don't think I can have kids now."  She added, quote, "I feel like I'm covered in paper cuts and a demon is pouring lime juice all over me."  A Twitter follower suggested the milk, and apparently it worked, because she Tweeted, quote, "You guys just saved my life."
 
PAMELA ANDERSON is 47, and she's not bothered by it.  She says, quote, "I don't really feel like I want to chase youth.  I want to get old.  I want to experience all the seasons of my life.  I just don't want to be afraid of it."  She also says she never really felt that great looking.   
 

1/27/15 Tom Brady's Feelings Hurt

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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

 

It's pretty telling that nobody in the Kardashian clan will deny BRUCE JENNER is becoming a chick.  And in a new interview, KIM KARDASHIAN keeps her words just as ambiguous as her stepfather's gender. She says, quote, "I will say that I think Bruce should tell his story his way . . . I think he'll share whenever the time is right. I think Bruce is very happy, the happiest I've ever seen him . . . He's our dad so we support him no matter what."

 

JOAN RIVERS' daughter MELISSA has filed a lawsuit against Yorkville Endoscopy over the death of her mother.  She's also suing Joan's personal doctor, who was present and performed an unauthorized procedure.  Melissa could walk away from this with MILLIONS.  She says, quote, "Not only did my mother deserve better, every patient deserves better."

 

  In an interview yesterday, Patriots quarterback TOM BRADY admitted that he was a little sad when everyone accused him of cheating.  He said, quote, "I personalized a lot of things, and thought this was all about me, and my feelings got hurt.  And then I moved past it, because it's not serving me."   

1/26/15 Patrick Dempsey's Divorce

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Monday, January 26, 2015
 
MILEY CYRUS can't spell her boyfriend's last name.  Then again, her boyfriend is PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER, so cut her some slack. During an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America", Miley was asked if she could spell it, and at least she was honest.  She said, quote, "Not really . . . I can't tell you.  Apparently there's not a 'T' in it." In another interview, Miley said she's been trying to grow her hair out again ever since she cut it.  In the meantime, she actually accused JUSTIN BIEBER of biting her style. She says, quote, "I saw him the other day and I had to say, '[B-word] stole my look!'  I literally said it to him and he said, 'I'm growing my hair out.'  I said, 'Yeah, me, too.' It's not easy with bleach. It's harder than it looks."
 
GWYNETH PALTROW's GOOP website has a chocolate recipe called SEX BARK, that's supposed to help you get LUCKY on Valentine's Day.  The site calls it, quote, "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic dinner."  The ingredients include something called SEX DUST, which costs $60.   
 
PATRICK DEMPSEY's wife Jillian has filed for divorce after 15 years of marriage.  They have three kids . . . a 14-year-old daughter and 7-year-old twin sons.  Patrick and Jillian are both 49. The gossip sites say this one's getting ugly, especially because there was no prenup, and he's worth about $40 million.   
 
Lindsay Lohan could be headed for jail because she hasn’t completed her community service. LiLo was sentenced to probation and 240 hours of community service after pleading no contest to reckless driving in a car crash in June 2012. At her last progress report in November she still had 138 hours to complete and sources say she’s not even close to done. Lohan has a hearing on Wednesday in Los Angeles and is expected to ask the court for mercy and more time due to medical problems related to a bout of a rare mosquito-borne virus.
 
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