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3/22/13 Bobby Brown 9 Hour Jail Time

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Friday, March 22, 2013
 
Sources say Tiger Woods’ relationship with Lindsey Vonn “was a carefully crafted P.R. move.” –The two confirmed Monday on their Facebook pages that they are seeing each other, then asked for privacy because they want to live, in Woods’ words, “as an ordinary couple.” --But a source tells the NY Post, “Actually it is a match made in marketing heaven. It immediately makes him more sympathetic, and makes Vonn a household name as she reaches a crucial point in her skiing career. They know the sponsors are watching.”
 
Before Lindsay Lohan heads to rehab, she's going to get some counseling from Charlie Sheen. LiLo is set to start shooting an episode of Charlie’s series Anger Management next week. Her role isn't much of a stretch -- she'll play herself as a patient who develops a thing for Charlie’s character. The episode will debut in April when Linds is expected to be in locked-down rehab.
 
On Wednesday morning, BOBBY BROWN turned himself in to begin serving a 55-day sentence for DUI. They let him out 9 HOURS LATER. As usual, it was due to overcrowding in the L.A. County Jail. --Bobby isn't totally in the clear though. He was released to HOUSE ARREST, which he has to serve for a total of 8 days. And they gave him one of those electronic ankle bracelets to keep him honest.

3/21/13 LiLo's Drugs of Choice

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Thursday, March 21, 2013
 
For those of you that have been on pins and needles: MILEY CYRUS is wearing her engagement ring again. She posted a picture of herself on Twitter yesterday . . . and the ring is clearly visible.
 
Some people have been making a joke out of those posed photos TIGER WOODS and LINDSEY VONN released of themselves when they revealed that they're dating. --But Tiger says they released them to scoop the media . . . quote, "We wanted to limit the stalkerazzi and all those sleazy websites that are out there following us. --We basically devalued the first photos."
 
When LINDSAY LOHAN goes to rehab, sources say she'll be treated for alcohol and prescription pill abuse. Her drugs of choice are Adderall and Xanax. But will she take it seriously? One source says, quote, "Once again, she is only going to rehab purely because it's a slightly more attractive alternative than going to jail." Meanwhile, Lindsay may have a new boyfriend. His name is Avi Snow and he's in a New York City-based band called City of the Sun.
 
Octomom Nadya Suleman is being investigated for welfare fraud. She is receiving various forms of welfare, including food stamps, even though she made nearly $200,000 in 2012. --Welfare fraud officials are looking into the claims. If she is charged and found guilty, she could spend three years in prison.

3/20/13 LiLo Out Partying

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013
 
We've heard that TIGER WOODS' ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN is dating an energy billionaire from West Virginia named Chris Cline. Well, now we know why she chose him: --HE'S GOT A BIGGER ONE. A bigger YACHT, that is. Tiger's yacht is 155 feet long. Cline's is 164 feet . . . NINE FEET longer.
 
KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER have broken up for a second time. It sounds like it was a work issue. A source says, quote, "It's not over until it's over . . . She's leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work."
 
There's a new photo that supposedly shows LINDSAY LOHAN in the back of an SUV outside a club Monday night . . . just hours after she was sentenced to 90 days in rehab. But the person in the photo is covering their head, and Lindsay says it wasn't her.
 
Just so you know: On last night's "Snooki & JWoww", the cast took a shot of SNOOKI'S breast milk. Snooki's fiancé JIONNI was reluctant to do it . . . but JWoww's fiancé Roger did it right away, and said, quote, "It was like chugging mashed potatoes."

3/19/13 Lindsay's Stiff Sentence

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
 
TIGER WOODS and LINDSEY VONN both admitted yesterday that they're a couple. They simultaneously posted similar messages on Facebook, saying they started off as friends and became closer over the last few months. They also both posted pictures of themselves together, which were obviously taken from the same photo shoot.
 
When 38-year-old BRADLEY COOPER was asked if he's dating 22-year-old JENNIFER LAWRENCE, he denied it, saying, quote, "I could be her father." --Well, it looks like DADDY'S HOME . . . because Bradley was spotted in Boston with a 20-year-old model named SUKI WATERHOUSE. A source says they were, quote, "touching and teasing each other."
 
At one point or another over the past few years, all men have wondered just exactly how big SOFIA VERGARA'S boobs are. Well, we finally have a definitive answer, straight from the source. --Sofia says she's a 32F. And she's still ALL-NATURAL, which means she's far from a FIRM 32F. And that makes getting dressed up a lot more of a production. --She says, quote, "A normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob. --"When [boobs] are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me, no, so I have to bring them up!"
 
SELENA GOMEZ revealed last night on "The Late Show with David Letterman" that she made JUSTIN BIEBER cry. Maybe she was joking, but she did seem pleased with herself when she said it. --Dave actually started it. He told Selena that the last time Beiber was on his show, he made him cry. And Selena replied, quote, "Well then, that makes two of us." And then she and Dave FIST-BUMPED.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN copped a plea yesterday to charges of reckless driving and lying to police. And she got a pretty stiff sentence for a change. --Lindsay will spend 90 days in rehab . . . but it'll be a LOCKDOWN REHAB . . . not one where she can come and go as she pleases or leave early. --She'll also do 30 days of community service and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months. She also got two years' probation, and she'll have to submit to drug testing. --Lindsay also copped to violating her probation for her jewelry theft case and was sentenced to 180 days in jail. But that sentence was stayed, meaning she won't have to serve it if she stays out of trouble from here on out. --The hearing was held in Los Angeles, and Lindsay showed up 48 minutes late from New York City after bagging on two commercial flights and finally taking a last-minute private jet.

3/15/13 Bieber Slams Lohan

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Friday, March 15, 2013
 
JUSTIN BIEBER wrote a long message on Instagram complaining about all the negative press he's been getting, saying he's a really good person and bragging about his success. He ended it with this . . . quote, "And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan, look at her 2012 tax statements ;)" He quickly deleted that part of the post. Sources say Lindsay has already heard about this, and is NOT cool with it.
 
The 9-year-old daughter of CHARLIE SHEEN and DENISE RICHARDS was reportedly bullied in school so badly last year, that they had to take her out . . . because the school wouldn't do anything about it. So Charlie went on Twitter yesterday and asked his fans to deliver, quote, "a rotten egg, a roll of toilet paper or some dog [crap]" to the school. 
 
"Forbes" has named OPRAH WINFREY the most influential celebrity for the second year in a row. Apparently, OWN is starting to catch on, thanks in part to some big "gets", like her interview with LANCE ARMSTRONG. She's followed on the list by Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorcese, Ron Howard and George Lucas.
 
JULIANNE HOUGH had $100,000 worth of jewelry her boyfriend RYAN SEACREST gave her STOLEN from her car last Friday. --Julianne was visiting a friend at a Hollywood apartment complex, and she left three pieces of jewelry, including a $50,000 watch, in her Mercedes. --When she came back to the car, the door was wide open and the inside had been torn through. And obviously, the bling was gone. It's not clear if Julianne left a door unlocked, or if the car was broken into.
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