Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

5/29/15 LiLo Off Probation

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Friday, May 29, 2015
 
At a time when women are fighting harder than ever to avoid being objectified, JOE MANGANIELLO invites you to BRING IT ON. He tells "Details" magazine, quote, "Why would I [mind being a sex symbol]?  I don't think men care why women like them, as long as they do." He adds, quote, "That's the point of the nerd in high school who makes it big.  You work that hard for a reason.  You want to have access to the dating pool."
 
JUSTIN BIEBER and SELENA GOMEZ went to the same church gathering on Wednesday night, and the preacher even posted video proof on Snapchat.  But they didn't go TOGETHER. A source says they're definitely not dating again, but adds, quote, "For the first time, it wasn't awkward.  They were cordial and friendly to each other.  It was harmless."
 
KIM and KOURTNEY took their daughters to ballet class this week, then headed over to the Cheesecake Factory for something to eat.  But Kardashians don't have to walk like mere humans.  So they parked right in front of the door, in HANDICAPPED spots. And the police who escorted them back to their cars afterward didn't seem to care.  Later on, Kim was spotted texting while driving on the 101 Freeway . . . with North in the backseat.
 
Lindsay Lohan is off probation. A judge ruled yesterday that LiLo successfully completed her community service and took her off probation in connection with a reckless driving conviction two years ago. On Instagram, she wrote, "Hard work pays off. Thank you to all those that allowed me to volunteer while in NYC. God bless you all. Amen."
 

5/28/15 LiLo Finishes Community Service

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Thursday, May 28, 2015
 
About two weeks ago, LINDSAY LOHAN was ordered to finish 115 hours of community service by TODAY, or the judge said she'd face CONSEQUENCES. Which, let's be honest, would have probably amounted to MORE COMMUNITY SERVICE.  It seemed like an impossible task, especially for Lindsay.  But she DID IT.  She busted her tush working eight hours a day, at a daycare center and a women's shelter that we know of, and she got the job done. Her probation will officially be lifted at a hearing later today.  It'll be the first time she hasn't been on probation for one crime or another in SEVEN YEARS.
 
TRACY MORGAN settled his lawsuit with Walmart over the accident with one of their trucks last summer that left him seriously injured.  There's no word how much they paid, but Tracy says, quote, "Walmart did right by me and my family."
 
BRUCE JENNER is trying to dismiss the wrongful death lawsuit filed against him over that fatal accident he was involved in back in February. The lawsuit was filed by the two stepchildren of the 69-year-old woman who died in that accident.  But Bruce's legal papers say they're "financially independent and successful" and can't claim they need her for, quote, "the necessities of life." In their lawsuit, the stepkids do claim they lost "financial support" and were dependent on her.  They also claim they lost, quote, "love, affection, support, comfort, [and] society."
 
SIMON COWELL'S son is now 15 months old, and he still hasn't changed a single diaper.  He insists that he loves being a dad though, and adds that he and his girlfriend are hoping to have another kid . . . a girl.
 
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and her husband are BRAVELY attempting to raise two young kids on their own.  She says, quote, "We didn't have a night nurse, we didn't have a nanny.  We haven't ever had any of that stuff.  It's been really interesting to do it all ourselves."
 

5/27/15 Johnny Depp Facing Prison

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Wednesday, May 27, 2015
 
It looks like it's officially back on:  KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER went to Disneyland together over Memorial Day weekend . . . and there are pictures to prove it.
 
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY had her baby . . . and that's basically all we know.  There's no word on the gender, name or actual birth date. This is the first child for Keira and her husband JAMES RIGHTON.
 
"Forbes" released its list of the 100 Most Powerful Women yesterday.  There aren't too many celebrities on it . . . and none in the Top 10.  OPRAH is the first to make it, at #12.  She's followed by BEYONCÉ at #21 and ELLEN DEGENERES at #50. Then comes ANGELINA JOLIE at #54 . . . SOFIA VERGARA at #57 . . . and TAYLOR SWIFT at #64.
 
A guy in Kenya is offering a massive dowry for Malia Obama's hand in marriage, including 70 sheep, 50 cows, and 30 goats.  Malia is only 16.  The guy hopes to make his offer to President Obama in person when he visits Kenya in July.
 
MELISSA MCCARTHY has a wide-ranging clothing line coming, and it won't just be available at plus-size stores. She tells "More" magazine, quote, "[Malls] segregate plus-size.  It's an odd thing that you can't go shopping with your friends because your store is upstairs hidden by the tire section."
 
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are reportedly leading separate lives. The two haven't been seen in public together for 31 days and sources say they are having some trouble. Ben was recently spotted not wearing his wedding ring on her birthday.
 
Johnny Depp could face up to 10 years in prison or a maximum fine of $265,000 for illegally bringing his dogs into Australia. Depp returned to Australia on a private jet to resume filming the latest “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie after having hand surgery. He didn’t declare his Yorkshire Terriers, Boo and Pistol, breaking the country's strict quarantine laws. An investigation found that Depp, passengers and the flight crew didn't declare the dogs, who were only discovered when photos were posted on social media. Australia’s Minister for Agriculture threatened to have the Yorkies euthanized unless they were flown out of the country within 50 hours. Depp complied with the minister's request, and the dogs flew to California. Officials in Australia say the case isn’t over, though. The investigation is still ongoing.
 

5/26/15 Anne Meara Dies

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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
 
BEN STILLER's mom ANNE MEARA died Saturday, at the age of 85.  There's no word on the cause of death.  Anne was married to JERRY STILLER from "Seinfeld" for 61 years, and they were a comedy team called Stiller and Meara back in the day.
 
Over the weekend, TYSON BECKFORD posted a picture of himself with CHRIS BROWN's ex-girlfriend KARRUECHE TRAN.  And Chris went on a mini-Twitter rampage, saying, quote, "Keep playing ima [eff] ya baby momma and then whoop yo child like he mine."  A source says there's nothing going on between Tyson and Karrueche, and he wasn't trying to start anything with Chris.
 
THE ROCK used the London premiere of his new movie "San Andreas" to set a Guinness World Record.  The record?  Most SELFIES in under three minutes.  His total?  105. --I apologize if this story made you dumber.
 
The OLSEN TWINS are officially NOT doing the "Full House" revival, and JOHN STAMOS is a little upset about it.  He Tweeted, quote, "#Heartbroken.  I understand they're in a different place and I wish them the best."  He added that it isn't a "money gig" for the cast, they just want to have fun.
 

5/25/15 Chris Brown Vs. Baby Mama

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Monday, May 25, 2015
 
Video surfaced over the weekend of Bobby Brown telling a concert crowd that his daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown was awake and watching him, nearly three months after she was found unresponsive in her home. But in a confusing twist, a private source told People magazine, quote, "As far as I know, there's been no change. We're still hoping and praying that God will perform a miracle. We are leaving it in God's hands."
 
Chris Brown might be tasting that bitter medicine he likes to give to other people. Chris is now battling it out with his baby mama, Nia Guzman who claims Chris stopped paying the $2,500 a month child support payment. Oh, and she also is also asking for six times that amount. TMZ says Chris stopped paying because Nia demanded 15 thousand dollars a month, which he thinks is ridiculous, so they will battle it out in court.
 
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