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Jake's Corner

4/4/13 Justin Bieber Has Few Friends

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Thursday, April 4, 2013
 
The "New York Post" says MATT DAMON and his wife Luciana Barroso will renew their vows a week from this Saturday in St. Lucia. They reportedly spent $1 million to rent out an entire five-star Caribbean resort for the occasion. --Guests will include George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, and Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.
 
During his Oscar acceptance speech, BEN AFFLECK made a comment about his marriage to JENNIFER GARNER being "work", and some people took it as an indication that they're having marital problems. But Jennifer says, quote, "I think he was saying, 'Look, what we have is really real and I value it above all and I'm in it with you and I know you are in it with me.' That's the way I took it."
 
JUSTIN BIEBER says he only has about FOUR close friends, because he can't trust most people. Quote, "They don't see me as Justin Bieber, but just see me as Justin." And he says the haters can just keep on hating . . . quote, "Every time a hater visits my YouTube page, I get, like, four cents. So tell the haters to keep hating, keep commenting, because I'm making money."
 
Kim Kardashian is going to miss the first day of her divorce trial -- because she needs to launch her perfume line. --Kim is committed to appear in New York City for her new fragrance on May 6th, which is the same day her court battle with Kris Humphries begins. A judge had denied her request to move up the start of the trial from May 6th to May 3rd, but it didn't matter. Kris is first up in calling witnesses, and Kim won't have to take the stand until day two or three. So she doesn't need to be there. Still, attorneys for both sides are set to meet next week to take one last stab at a settlement before going to trial.

4/3/13 Halle Berry Goes Ballistic

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013
 
Yesterday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show", JOHN MAYER admitted that he's no longer dating KATY PERRY . . . but that's about all he'd say about it. He told Ellen, quote, "Listen, it was a very private relationship going in. It was a private relationship during, and it's a private relationship, still . . . Coupling is a tricky thing."
 
HALLE BERRY went BALLISTIC on the paparazzi for swarming her and her fiancé OLIVIER MARTINEZ as they were carrying her daughter Nahla through the Los Angeles airport. She even shoved a photographer, saying, quote, "Jesus! What the [eff] is wrong with you people? She's a child!" But then she had to restrain Olivier when he tried to go after the guy.
 
CONAN O'BRIEN crashed a wedding in Atlanta this past Saturday. It all started when one of the bridesmaids found out that Conan was staying at the same hotel where the wedding was being held.
--She Tweeted Conan an invite just for the heck of it, and he actually showed. A source says he joked around a little, did his "string dance", chatted with the bride and groom and showed them pictures of his wife and kids.
 
ESPN's "Outside the Lines" says that LAMAR ODOM'S cancer charity has raised $2.2 million since he started it in 2004, yet it hasn't given a DIME to cancer causes. It's mostly been used to fund two elite youth basketball travel teams. When ESPN asked Lamar about how the charity is dispersing its funds, he told them, quote, "It's my money." Lamar's wife KHLOE KARDASHIAN has frequently helped him raise money for the organization.

4/2/13 Yesterday's Fool's Jokes

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
 
There were plenty of celebrity April Fool's jokes going around yesterday. Here's a sample:
 On "The Talk" yesterday, SHARON OSBOURNE "announced" that she's pregnant. She said she went to an in vitro clinic, got a donor egg, mixed it with OZZY'S sperm and had it implanted in her 60-year-old womb.
SNOOKI announced on Twitter that she and her baby-daddy JIONNI LAVALLE eloped. The poorly-Photoshopped picture she posted to prove it was kind of a giveaway, though.
A MILA KUNIS fan page . . . not her official page . . . posted that she and ASHTON KUTCHER are expecting.
JUSTIN BIEBER Tweeted a phone number that was supposedly his, and said he was taking calls from his fans. But the number was actually TMZ's toll-free tip line.
 
Sources say that LINDSAY LOHAN had one condition when it came to negotiating her punishment for lying to police: She wanted to go to a rehab facility that would allow her to continue taking Adderall. --Adderall is used to treat attention deficit / hyperactivity disorder . . . or, ADHD. But as a stimulant that contains amphetamine, it's also frequently ABUSED. --Lindsay's idiotic attorney assured her he could find her a rehab facility that would be cool with this. If he didn't, she probably would have taken her chances in court.
 
LiLo has decided to extend her Brazilian vacation against everyone’s advice. She’s been in South America since Thursday for a promotional gig, and went to the airport to return to the U.S. only to change her mind and leave. --An insider says that Lindsay is now "staying on her own dime," even though she tried to get someone else to foot the bill for her extended stay. She checked into a fancy hotel to “hang out and have fun,” and her manager left the country without her.
 
Reportedly, Heidi Klum helped save her 7-year-old son from drowning. Heidi was vacationing in Hawaii when her son Henry was swept away in a large riptide along with two nannies. Klum and her bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kirsten sprang to action and saved the trio from drowning.

4/1/13 LiLo Hides Under Table

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Monday, April 1, 2013
 
We don't know if JUSTIN BIEBER actually adopted a monkey, or if he just borrowed one to travel around Europe with him. But either way, he wasn't allowed to bring it into Germany. BIEBER had to leave his new monkey with customs officials when he touched down in Germany the other day, because he didn't have the proper paperwork to bring it into the country. He can pick it up when he leaves, after paying a fine and the cost of its quarantine. 
 
After filming her guest spot on "Anger Management", LINDSAY LOHAN flew to Brazil, where she's being paid at least $100,000 to pimp a new John John Denim store. --When she arrived in one city on a helicopter, she was wearing such a flimsy, loose-fitting dress that she showed a TON of side-boob. --Then one night at a club, she HID UNDER A TABLE because she didn't want people bothering her for pictures. Yes, she sat right on the floor under the table. 
 
Since being sentenced to a stay in rehab, Lindsay Lohan has checked into various bars, nightclubs, private jets and television studios. But she hasn't gone anywhere near a rehab center. --According to TMZ, she won't serve that 90-day stretch until the court and her lawyers finish tussling over what sort of facility she will visit. According to the terms of her sentence, LiLo could actually be sent to jail, but the court has done its best to avoid that option.
 
Glee actor Cory Monteith has “voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction.” His reps are asking for “respect and privacy” while he’s finding sobriety in rehab. His girlfriend and co-star, Lea Michele, says, (quote) “I love and support Cory and will stand by him through this. I am grateful and proud he made this decision.”

3/29/13 LiLo Steals Again

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Friday, March 29, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN is responding to criticism that her clothes are too tight. She says, quote, "That's ridiculous! I bought this skirt a few sizes bigger and there is plenty of room. For any concern that my clothes are too tight, I have so many pieces custom fit for my growing body! . . . I feel my best when I am in heels and chic clothes!"
 
SNOOKI made a video for MTV where she gives tips to KIM KARDASHIAN on how to look good when she gives birth. It includes things like doing your makeup while you're waiting to dilate, getting a pedicure a week before your due date, wearing waterproof mascara, and quote, "You're probably gonna fart in the doctor's face and you might even shart, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it."
 
KRISTEN BELL and DAX SHEPARD are parents. Kristen gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. They named her Lincoln Bell Shepard. --Despite just expunging a child through her birth canal, Kristen was feeling spry enough to crack jokes on Twitter. --She said, quote, "My new roommate poops her pants and doesn't pay rent . . . basically Dax pre-sobriety."
 
The gossip blogs have been having a field day with Amanda Bynes' increasingly bizarre behavior -- and she wants them to stop. --A day after Amanda was photographed walking through Times Square with a shirt over her head, she headed to Twitter to blast the tabloids. "I'm suing @UsWeekly & @PerezHilton for continuing to act like I'm doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots.” --Witnesses told Us Weekly that it looked as if Amanda was "pretending to be a ghost" and said that she made a trip to McDonald's and ordered a coffee and a soda, which she sipped simultaneously.
 
Yes, it’s happened again. Lindsay Lohan is being accused of taking jewelry. This time from the set of “Anger Management.” Producers told her she could wear a brightly colored bracelet out after filming, but Lindsay kept the bracelet after the show finished filming on Wednesday. She was spotted wearing it as she landed in Brazil.
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