6/17/13 Kim K Gives Birth

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Monday, June 17, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN gave birth to her baby girl on Saturday. KANYE WEST was at the hospital at the time. There's no word on a name yet . . . but supposedly, it'll start with the letter "K." The girl was born five weeks early, but the baby and Kim are fine.
 
Neither KIM KARDASHIAN nor KANYE WEST have commented since their daughter's birth on Saturday . . . but some of Kim's annoying family members have. Here's the rundown: Her mom KRIS JENNER Tweeted, quote, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, Kanye!!!!!!" She also said, quote, "God is so amazing!!! Jesus loves the little children." KHLOE KARDASHIAN Tweeted, quote, "I cannot even begin to describe the miracle that is now a part of our family. Mommy [and] baby are healthy and resting. We appreciate all of the love. More info will come when the time is right!"
 
The woman who accused KANYE WEST of CHEATING on KIM KARDASHIAN was LYING. LEYLA GHOBADI is now saying she DID have sex with Kanye, but it was BEFORE he started dating Kim. There's no word WHY she made it up . . . but supposedly, the "Star" tabloid paid her $20,000 for her story.
 
CHARLIE SHEEN is NOT happy that FARRAH ABRAHAM released some text messages they'd exchanged. He lashed out at her in one of his typically insane rants . . . and she fired back, saying that the drugs and fame had messed with his head, and, quote, "You sound like you have mental issues."
 
In the past year or so, AMANDA BYNES has gone from a seemingly normal former child star, to a former child star who appears to be on the verge of a total breakdown . . . and / or spontaneous combustion. But she's also gone from being a marginally recognizable celebrity to being one of the most talked about people in the entertainment media. So . . . is it possible that this is all a massive, elaborate stunt or "performance"? Amanda wants you to think so. She allegedly messaged a friend saying, quote, "All this has been an act and you know it. I'm an actress and know what I'm doing. I got to two million followers and now everyone wants me. I'm smart and not stupid. Everyone mentions my name. The world loves me!" 
 
TIM ALLEN turned 60 on Thursday. And to celebrate, he THOUGHT he was just going to see "Man of Steel" with his friends, who'd rented out an entire theater. But after he sat down, they surprised him with an entire MARCHING BAND that walked through the theater playing "Born to Be Wild" and then "Happy Birthday".