5/23/13 Bieber Makes Guests Sign Contract

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Thursday, May 23, 2013
I don't know when MATT DAMON'S wife's birthday is, but he's going to have to plunk down at least six figures for her gift . . . if not SEVEN. Because he messed up BIG TIME. Matt was talking to "Extra" this week about ANGELINA JOLIE'S decision to have both of her breasts removed. And he called her, quote, "the undeniably most sexy woman on planet Earth." 
Forbes has released its annual list of the World's 100 Most Powerful Women. OPRAH is the highest-ranking celebrity on the list, at #13. Others include Beyoncé, Angelina Jolie, Sofia Vergara, Lady Gaga and Ellen DeGeneres.
JUSTIN BIEBER makes guests at his house sign a waiver that absolves him of any wrongdoing if they engage in "potentially hazardous" activities that result in "minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death." Oh, and you also owe him $5 million if you talk about what went on at the house or post anything on the Internet.
RICKY GERVAIS made fun of celebrities who are asking for prayers for Oklahoma tornado victims. He Tweeted, quote, "I feel like an idiot now . . . I only sent money." He later added, quote, "Praying for something but not doing anything to make it happen has the same effect as writing to Santa & not letting mummy read the letter."
JOSE CANSECO is the subject of a rape investigation in Las Vegas, and here's how he handled the situation: He posted the name, phone number, work address and a photo of his accuser on Twitter. Most of the Tweets have since been removed, but Jose claims he didn't delete them.
Lindsay Lohan's ex drug dealer claims she spent up to $15,000 on cocaine and  in the weeks before checking into rehab. He says the Lindsay still wants to party, and she went to the Betty Ford Clinic to save face in the eyes of the public.