5/17/13 LiLo Gaining Weight

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Friday, May 17, 2013
"Teen Mom" skank FARRAH ABRAHAM still wants you to think she didn't mean to become a porn star. But she tried to sell the used bikini from her sex tape on eBay, and she's launching a summer tour of strip joints and an expo called Exxxotic in Fort Lauderdale.
During a performance the other night, KANYE WEST lashed out at the paparazzi . . . probably because he's still upset about hitting his head on that street sign. He said, quote, "I don't want no people runnin' up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and [crap] to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin' me off my focus and [crap]. Harrasin' you all mutha[effin'] day. I ain't no mutha[effin'] celebrity."
Former NASCAR driver DICK TRICKLE committed suicide at a North Carolina cemetery yesterday. He was 71. Trickle actually called the cops ahead of time and told them they would find his dead body there. He left a suicide note, but there's no word what it said.
Lindsay Lohan is gaining weight in rehab now that the doctors took her Adderall away. Sources say LiLo has gained five pounds in a week since she stopped taking the drug at the Betty Ford Clinic. --She is complaining that she can’t stop eating and has no energy. Lohan says Adderall is the only thing that helps her with her ADHD but the doctors want her on a less addictive drug.