4/2/13 Yesterday's Fool's Jokes

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
There were plenty of celebrity April Fool's jokes going around yesterday. Here's a sample:
 On "The Talk" yesterday, SHARON OSBOURNE "announced" that she's pregnant. She said she went to an in vitro clinic, got a donor egg, mixed it with OZZY'S sperm and had it implanted in her 60-year-old womb.
SNOOKI announced on Twitter that she and her baby-daddy JIONNI LAVALLE eloped. The poorly-Photoshopped picture she posted to prove it was kind of a giveaway, though.
A MILA KUNIS fan page . . . not her official page . . . posted that she and ASHTON KUTCHER are expecting.
JUSTIN BIEBER Tweeted a phone number that was supposedly his, and said he was taking calls from his fans. But the number was actually TMZ's toll-free tip line.
Sources say that LINDSAY LOHAN had one condition when it came to negotiating her punishment for lying to police: She wanted to go to a rehab facility that would allow her to continue taking Adderall. --Adderall is used to treat attention deficit / hyperactivity disorder . . . or, ADHD. But as a stimulant that contains amphetamine, it's also frequently ABUSED. --Lindsay's idiotic attorney assured her he could find her a rehab facility that would be cool with this. If he didn't, she probably would have taken her chances in court.
LiLo has decided to extend her Brazilian vacation against everyone’s advice. She’s been in South America since Thursday for a promotional gig, and went to the airport to return to the U.S. only to change her mind and leave. --An insider says that Lindsay is now "staying on her own dime," even though she tried to get someone else to foot the bill for her extended stay. She checked into a fancy hotel to “hang out and have fun,” and her manager left the country without her.
Reportedly, Heidi Klum helped save her 7-year-old son from drowning. Heidi was vacationing in Hawaii when her son Henry was swept away in a large riptide along with two nannies. Klum and her bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kirsten sprang to action and saved the trio from drowning.