3/19/13 Lindsay's Stiff Sentence

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
 
TIGER WOODS and LINDSEY VONN both admitted yesterday that they're a couple. They simultaneously posted similar messages on Facebook, saying they started off as friends and became closer over the last few months. They also both posted pictures of themselves together, which were obviously taken from the same photo shoot.
 
When 38-year-old BRADLEY COOPER was asked if he's dating 22-year-old JENNIFER LAWRENCE, he denied it, saying, quote, "I could be her father." --Well, it looks like DADDY'S HOME . . . because Bradley was spotted in Boston with a 20-year-old model named SUKI WATERHOUSE. A source says they were, quote, "touching and teasing each other."
 
At one point or another over the past few years, all men have wondered just exactly how big SOFIA VERGARA'S boobs are. Well, we finally have a definitive answer, straight from the source. --Sofia says she's a 32F. And she's still ALL-NATURAL, which means she's far from a FIRM 32F. And that makes getting dressed up a lot more of a production. --She says, quote, "A normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob. --"When [boobs] are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me, no, so I have to bring them up!"
 
SELENA GOMEZ revealed last night on "The Late Show with David Letterman" that she made JUSTIN BIEBER cry. Maybe she was joking, but she did seem pleased with herself when she said it. --Dave actually started it. He told Selena that the last time Beiber was on his show, he made him cry. And Selena replied, quote, "Well then, that makes two of us." And then she and Dave FIST-BUMPED.
 
LINDSAY LOHAN copped a plea yesterday to charges of reckless driving and lying to police. And she got a pretty stiff sentence for a change. --Lindsay will spend 90 days in rehab . . . but it'll be a LOCKDOWN REHAB . . . not one where she can come and go as she pleases or leave early. --She'll also do 30 days of community service and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months. She also got two years' probation, and she'll have to submit to drug testing. --Lindsay also copped to violating her probation for her jewelry theft case and was sentenced to 180 days in jail. But that sentence was stayed, meaning she won't have to serve it if she stays out of trouble from here on out. --The hearing was held in Los Angeles, and Lindsay showed up 48 minutes late from New York City after bagging on two commercial flights and finally taking a last-minute private jet.