2/6/13 Chris Brown Lies (Shocker)

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013
 
MILEY CYRUS has announced that she'll never grow her hair again. --She says, quote, "I do not miss [long hair] . . . I could never see myself having long, long hair again. --I love [my short hair]. My fiancé [Liam Hemsworth] loves it, I mean, I'm feeling it. And it's so much easier to just go shave the sides once a week . . . I feel like short hair, the messier it is, the better it looks."
 
Kris Humphries filed legal papers yesterday saying he doesn't understand the urgency for a quick divorce with Kim Kardashian, and he shouldn't have to rush just because Kim got pregnant. By the way, the divorce proceedings have been going on for more than a year. --Kris's lawyer, Marshall Waller, said in the docs, "What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Kris] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."  --TMZ expects the judge to set the divorce trial for March.
 
Chris Brown may have submitted bogus community service records to the courts. –Reportedly, Chris swore in an affidavit that he was picking up trash in Virginia when he was actually on a private jet to Cancun.