Monday, November 9, 2009

 

 

It's cool to have a good relationship with your in-laws . . . but you can take it a little too far. --KHLOE KARDASHIAN and her new husband, LAMAR ODOM, were on "Chelsea Lately" on Friday night. And Chelsea asked Lamar what he thinks of his new mother-in-law, KRIS JENNER. --He said, quote, "She's hot." And Khloe added, quote, "He wants to bone her." (--To which Chelsea quite HI-lariously replied, quote, "Listen, with this family, you don't know what's coming around the corner.") --Elsewhere in the interview, Lamar said he wants to start spawning right away . . . to which Khloe replied, quote, "Okay."

 

Forget about Brad and Angelina . . . Robert and Kristen . . . Jon & Kate. America's TRUE power couple may be back together. --Obviously, I'm talking about PAULA ABDUL and ARSENIO HALL. --Paula and Arsenio dated 20 years ago . . . after meeting on the set of EDDIE MURPHY'S 1988 comedy, "Coming To America".  --A "source" says, quote, "Arsenio reached out to Paula because he thought she needed a friend to talk to, someone she could relate to. Arsenio knows what it's like to leave a hit TV show. --One phone call led to another, and the next thing you know, they were making a date. This could be the perfect situation for the two of them. Paula and Arsenio know each other inside and out."

 

This one's a little hard to believe . . . and it comes from Britain's "Sun" tabloid . . . so be cautious in your belief. --MADONNA is reportedly 15 years older than the MOTHER of the guy she's nailing. --Madonna's boyfriend, JESUS LUZ, is 23.  And the "Sun" claims that his mother, Cristiane Regina da Silva, is only 36. Madonna is 51. --If Math wasn't your strongest subject, this means that Jesus was born to a 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL. Still, as far as we can tell, she and Jesus' dad are married and still together.

 

TMZ says that when the Miss California USA people played CARRIE PREJEAN'S solo sex video for her, Carrie's MOTHER was in the room. A source says she was, quote, "in shock . . . instantly turning white as a sheet" when she saw it. (--The pageant allegedly used the tape to get Carrie to drop her $1 million lawsuit against them.)

 

RIHANNA'S interview with DIANE SAWYER concluded Friday on "Good Morning America" and "20/20". And Rihanna spoke candidly about being assaulted by CHRIS BROWN last February. --She said, quote, "[I kept thinking] when is it going to stop? When is it going to stop? He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank. He was clearly blacked out. There was no person when I looked at him." --Rihanna said it was a text message Chris received from another woman that sparked the fight . . . quote, "I caught him in a lie, and he wouldn't tell the truth. And I wouldn't drop it. --I couldn't take that he kept lying to me, and he couldn't take that I wouldn't drop it . . . It escalated into him being violent towards me. And it was ugly. --I was battered, I was bleeding, I was swollen in my face. My next option was to get out of the car and walk, start walking in a gown and a bloody face. I didn't have a plan. That whole night was not part of my plan." --Rihanna believes that Chris may have been a victim of his own celebrity . . . quote, "Fame came to Chris very young . . . You're a kid and the word 'no' doesn't exist? You become invincible. There's no right or wrong, you just do, as you want to." --Through it all, though, Rihanna said she still loves Chris . . . quote, "I don't hate him at all. I actually love and care about him. I want him to do well, have a great career, have a great life and grow up. And just take this as something you had to go through to grow up and learn." --Rihanna admitted that she'd never heard "Changed Man" . . . the apology song Chris wrote for her. She also never saw the video apology Chris posted on YouTube. --When Diane Sawyer showed it to her, Rihanna said it sounded like he was reading off a Teleprompter. --Asked what she WANTS to hear from Chris, Rihanna's answer was . . . NOTHING. --She added, quote, "What I want, is for him to accept this as a man would and accept the responsibility, and not find a way to feel sorry for himself."

 

As expected, TAYLOR SWIFT did poke fun at the infamous KANYE WEST incident during her hosting gig on "Saturday Night Live" over the weekend. But Kanye wasn't the only one she called out. --Taylor's opening monologue was a SONG, called "Monologue Song (La La La)". And in it, she talked about all the things she WASN'T going to mention in her opening monologue . . . like Kanye. --She sang, quote, "You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye . . . and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my 'VMA' monologue. --But there's nothing more to say, 'cause everything's OK, I have security lining this stage . . . it's my 'SNL' monologue." --She also took a shot at ex-boyfriend JOE JONAS . . . quote, "You might think I'd bring up Joe / that guy who broke up with me on the phone / but I'm not going to mention him, in my monologue. Hey Joe! I'm doing real well, tonight I'm hosting 'SNL'." --The song also included a reference to her rumored boyfriend, "Twilight" star TAYLOR LAUTNER. She sang, quote, "If you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight'" . . . and then she stopped singing, mouthed "Hi, Taylor" and blew a kiss. --Taylor was actually pretty funny throughout the show. She spoofed KATE GOSSELIN in a parody of "The View" . . . and she did a KRISTEN STEWART impression in a "Digital Short" that mocks "Twilight".