Wednesday, November 4, 2009

 

 

We haven't heard much about GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN lately. And Gwyneth probably wishes it had stayed that way . . . because they're back in the news this morning, and the news isn't good. --The "Star" tabloid claims that Chris was making out with KATE BOSWORTH at a U2 show in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. --A "witness" says, quote, "I couldn't believe my eyes. There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!"

 

Harley Davidson decided to honor our troops by dressing MARISA MILLER as a sexy, old-school pinup girl and having her straddle a bike. Yeah, it's for the troops . . . but I’m posting this for all you men out there!

 

JESSICA SIMPSON and DOLLY PARTON have always had one thing that bonds them together.  --On Monday, Dolly Tweeted about her massive cans, saying, quote, "Aahhh chiropractor . . . Hurts so good :-) You lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!" --This prompted the following response from Jessica . . . quote, "Amen, sister!"

 

NICOLE KIDMAN has always seemed kind of boring. . . but apparently, her sex life has been pretty adventurous. --She says, quote, "I've explored obsession. I've explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I've explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I've explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy." --Apparently, though, "mundane" doesn't describe her CURRENT marriage, to country star KEITH URBAN. She says this relationship is, quote, "raw" and "dangerous".

 

 

As expected, ABC dropped a few more quotes from its exclusive interview with RIHANNA.  --Rihanna talks about how insane the media coverage got after she was assaulted by CHRIS BROWN. She says, quote, "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as BRITNEY SPEARS. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day." --But she adds that the attention may actually HELP people going through the same thing. --She says, quote, "My story was broadcast all over the world for people to see, and they have followed every step of my recovery. The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard. Now I can help speak for those women."

 

 

Now that MICHAEL JACKSON is gone, this really doesn't make much difference. But it's still pretty interesting. Especially if it's true. --Remember when Michael first faced child molestation allegations back in 1993??? A lot was made of the fact that the boy could actually describe Michael's genitalia IN DETAIL. --Well, we're now finding out that it may not have been because they'd had any kind of sexual contact. --TMZ spoke with Michael's freaky dermatologist, DR. ARNOLD KLEIN . . . and he offered up another explanation. --He said Michael liked to pee in front of other people . . . because he thought it was funny. (???) --Klein claims that he often saw Michael urinate in a cup, both in Klein's home and his office, in front of groups of people. Those groups often included children. And those children sometimes included Michael's accuser. --And that's why the boy knew what Michael's equipment looked like.