11/13/09 Stripper Apologizes
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Friday, November 13, 2009

CARRIE PREJEAN'S body may be a temple, but God didn't build it up to her standards . . . so she got breast implants. --But Carrie would like you to know that God is COOL with her fake boobs. She tells "Christianity Today", quote, "I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. --I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."

CARRIE PREJEAN has been telling everyone who'll listen that she was just a dumb teenager . . . only 17 . . . when she made that HUGE MISTAKE of sending her boyfriend an erotic video of herself. --But that boyfriend . . . who refuses to be identified . . . says that's a LIE. He claims she was 20 . . . and she filmed the video in question in 2007. He also claims she sent him between 15 and 20 MORE. --The ex says that Carrie and her people even called him and asked him to LIE, and say she was 17. He refused, obviously.

CARRIE PREJEAN has accused DONALD TRUMP of FIXING part of the Miss USA Pageant. She said that HE chose certain women to advance before the judges could even see them . . .And she claimed that Donald separated the women into two lines . . . one for the hotter girls and one for the rest. --Well, it turns out this is all basically true. But the question is . . . does it matter??? --TMZ posted some audio yesterday from the pre-show screening portion of the pageant. And Donald is clearly lining the girls up by looks. Although he did it by having the girls themselves choose fellow contestants for the "pretty line". --He also told them that the exercise was all for FUN, and didn't mean anything. --Now, as for choosing some women to advance in the pageant himself, Trump didn't try to hide that. At least not from the other contestants. (--Whether he ever meant for the public to hear this audio is another story.) --So he decided to give himself the authority to make sure that didn't happen again. He even had a name for the process: THE TRUMP RULE. --When TMZ asked Donald to comment on this, he made no excuses. He said, quote, "That's why Miss Universe and Miss USA get such good ratings . . . and that is why Miss America is off the air."

Just in case you're still wondering about this . . . CATHERINE HARDWICKE . . . the director of the first "Twilight" movie . . . says ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART are dating. --In an interview with "Time" magazine, she says, quote, "After I cast him I told Rob, 'Don't even think about having a romance with her . . . she's under 18. You will be arrested.'" (--Kristen is 19 now . . . Pattinson is 23.) --She added, quote, "In terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn't happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. --I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, 'O.K., I've got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.'"

Nicole Forrester . . . the stripper who claims she had an affair with JOSH DUHAMEL . . . is apologizing to FERGIE. She says, quote, "I'm sorry. I thought, 'Nobody's gonna find out. It's not gonna hurt anybody.' --I'm sorry that I didn't think of it like I think of it now." --But she adds, quote, "She's standing by her man, so obviously I'm not wrecking the home too bad, huh?"

Here's how a simple game of cops and robbers can go horribly wrong for you. --A man has been arrested for allegedly trying to blackmail CINDY CRAWFORD and her husband, Rande Gerber. At the center of the alleged plot is a picture of Cindy and Randy's 7-year-old daughter . . . GAGGED AND BOUND TO A CHAIR. --A guy named Edis Kayalar contacted Cindy and Rande this past July, telling them he had the picture. And he claimed he just wanted to help them out. Of course, his version of "helping" was to offer to SELL them the picture, so it wouldn't end up in the tabloids. --He stole the picture from the apartment of Cindy's former nanny . . . whom he had met in a bar. He also lifted Cindy's cell number and a handwritten note that read, quote, "The babysitter went crazy and tied everyone up and they need your help! Please." --The nanny claims the picture was taken during a perfectly innocent game of cops and robbers. Cindy and Rande had no idea it even existed. So far, the nanny is not facing any charges. --Kayalar was deported to Germany back in September . . . but several weeks ago, he allegedly started calling media outlets like TMZ, claiming he still had a copy of the picture, and seeing if anyone was interested in buying it.

REBECCA GAYHEART has confirmed that she and husband ERIC DANE are having a baby. And she's doing all manner of healthy things for the fetus. --She says, quote, "I'm doing yoga, and I'm walking on the beach every day with my dogs for about an hour. I drink lots of water and eat a lot of vegetables and protein." --Oh, and she's doing something else these days . . . SMOKING.

This year's "Country Music Association Awards" . . . which aired Wednesday night on ABC . . . scored their best ratings in four years. According to early estimates, the broadcast averaged just under 17 million viewers.
Just when you thought the Jon Gosselin stories couldn't get more ridiculous. The National Enquirer claims the Jon is being accused of snorting cocaine, and even worse, having a sex tape. Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in the breach of contract lawsuit brought against Jon by TLC, and the tab claims he could possibly talk about the many times he's seen Jon do coke. He also watched the alleged sex tape, which reportedly features Jon having sex with a woman in Los Angeles. Stephanie Santoro, a family nanny who had a fling with Jon, says Tom told her the tape was made in October, and that Jon did not know he was being filmed. "Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him," said Stephanie.

