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Jake's Corner

10/21/13 J-Lo Single

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Monday, October 21, 2013

 

The "Star" tabloid says JENNIFER LOPEZ kicked CASPER SMART out . . . and didn't even let him take anything with him. A source says she told him, quote, "You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing."

 

On her show Friday, ELLEN DEGENERES surprised a 22-year-old New Hampshire waitress with a $10,000 check.  The woman had recently covered the bill for two female National Guard soldiers who weren't being paid due to the government shutdown.

 

A 33-year-old man named Toby Sheldon has undergone $100,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like JUSTIN BIEBER.  If I were him, I'd get a refund. Sheldon has had Botox injections, hair transplants and even "smile surgery".  He says, quote, "It's Justin's smile that gives him his youthful look.  So I had my upper lip lifted [and] my bottom lip plumped out."

 

Ryan Reynolds was forced to strip during a recent plane flight. During a flight from New York City to New Orleans, Ryan had to take his shirt off because a passenger vomited all over him.  A witness says, quote, "A young lady in front of him vomited toward her window, which then spewed back all over Ryan's cashmere sweater. The vomit looked like it was largely made up of red wine, and it made a huge stain so he took it off!”

10/18/13 Kristen & Dax Get Hitched

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Friday, October 18, 2013

 

KRISTEN BELL and DAX SHEPARD got married yesterday . . . at the Beverly Hills County Clerk's Office. A source says they just went to the office to get a marriage license, but a court employee offered to marry them right on the spot . . . and they went for it. Kristen and Dax got engaged in 2009, but they vowed not to get hitched until same-sex marriages were legal.

 

A lot of people hate MICHAEL BAY'S movies, but this might be taking things a little too far:  On the set of "Transformers 4" in Hong Kong yesterday, a man attacked Bay with . . . an AIR CONDITIONING UNIT. Seriously.  There's no word how the guy got onto the set or got a hold of the air conditioner.  But he swung it at Bay's head.  Bay was able to duck the attack and get the A.C. unit away from the guy. Security then tussled with the attacker and two of his friends, and arrested all three of them.  No one in the cast or crew was injured.

 

Kim Kardashian must be feeling confident about her post-pregnancy body -- because for the first time in four months, the new mom has taken a selfie of her butt. There's also a generous amount of side boob in the Instagram pic.

10/17/13 Bruce Jenner a Cross-Dresser?

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Thursday, October 17, 2013

 

Someone is reportedly trying to sell nude photos of AMY WINEHOUSE, taken during a DRUG BINGE.  There's no word when they were taken.  Amy died in June of 2011, at the age of 27. Radar Online claims to have seen the photos, and passed on them.  The website describes them as "X-rated", but they don't describe anything that's actually pornographic.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN is reportedly shacking up with a male model named Liam Dean.  No big deal there . . . except that Lindsay is 27 . . . and Liam is 19. They were at a club in New York this past Friday, and a witness says, quote, "They looked pretty into each other."  Lindsay's publicist denies they're dating.

 

17-year-old KENDALL JENNER and her 16-year-old sister KYLIE hit up the Vignette Lounge in West Hollywood on Tuesday night.  It's a 21-AND-OVER club.  The manager says they had FAKE IDs, and the bouncer didn't recognize them.  Earlier in the night they were at a fashion show with SCOTT DISICK, who was being a DRUNKEN A-HOLE.

 

Last week on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", KANYE WEST suggested that KIM KARDASHIAN should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Well, that's not gonna happen . . . because the Walk doesn't want her. Spokeswoman Ana Martinez says, quote, "We don't have reality stars on the Walk of Fame.  We don't have a category for it. We're happy to consider reality stars once they get nominated for, or win, an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar.  We'll consider them when they're legitimate actors or singers."

 

The not-always-reliable "Star" tabloid claims that one of the reasons KRIS and BRUCE JENNER broke up is because Bruce is a CROSS-DRESSER . . . and he WANTS TO BE A WOMAN. Apparently, when the KARDASHIAN girls were young, they found Bruce's lingerie, and his size 13 women's shoes.

 

The "Star" tabloid says ROBERT PATTINSON went on a "cocaine bender" across L.A. last month.  It started at the Viper Room, where RIVER PHOENIX overdosed . . . and ended at the Chateau Marmont, where the same thing happened to JOHN BELUSHI.  Then the party went back to Rob's house, where he broke out MORE coke.

10/16/13 Arnold Needs it 5 Times a Day

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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

 

TOM ARNOLD says that ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER needs it FIVE TIMES A DAY . . . and he has "female companions" who come to his house to take care of his needs.  His home is also frequently populated by MUSCLE MEN who work out in their underwear on his front lawn.

 

The British tabloids say KATIE HOLMES and GEORGE CLOONEY might have something going on, after hitting it off at a dinner party.  A source says, quote, "Katie really has her sights set on him.  There is a genuine connection . . . They are enjoying their new flirtation."  Meanwhile, JAMIE FOXX denies rumors that HE'S dating Katie.

 

Radar Online claims that MILEY CYRUS is dating THEO WENNER . . . the son of "Rolling Stone" founder JANN WENNER. A source says, quote, "Miley talks about how hot Theo is and how nice he's been to her.  She's definitely completely in lust with him . . . She said she's never met anyone as sweet as Theo." Theo is 26 . . . and he previously dated LIV TYLER, who's 10 years older.

 

KRIS HUMPHRIES finally unloaded the engagement ring he gave to KIM KARDASHIAN.  It was auctioned off at Christie's in New York for $749,000. Kris will pocket $620,000.  The rest is the auction house's cut.  The ring was reportedly worth $2 million when Kris bought it.

10/15/13 Britney's Digital Diet

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

 

When BRITNEY SPEARS released her new video "Work [B-Word]", there was some talk that she looked a lot thinner than usual . . . and that maybe she'd gone on a DIGITAL DIET, so to speak. Well, a few raw images of the video have surfaced, and they APPEAR to show that Britney was a little bit thicker before some computer trickery was employed to slim her down.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ may be getting tired of her latest plaything.  She's reportedly getting ready to break up with CASPER SMART.  A source says, quote, "She's been hinting that the spark is gone. "They're obviously in very different places in their lives . . . She enjoyed the relationship for what it is, but now that giddiness has turned to sadness." One thing making it tough for her to let go is Casper's relationship with her twins, Max and Emme.  The source says, quote, "They love Casper.  Jennifer's probably going to at least stay friends with him [for their sake]."

 

Just so you know, SYLVESTER STALLONE was charging $445 for photo ops at New York Comic Con this past weekend, and $395 for autographs.  SIGOURNEY WEAVER charged $200 for photos and $185 for her autograph.  And WILLIAM SHATNER and PATRICK STEWART were "only" charging $75 for autographs.

 

Kris Jenner’s sister claims she cheated on husband Bruce Jenner. Karen Houghton said Kris admitted to cheating but she wouldn’t say when it took place. Houghton says Bruce is the nicest guy and would have never cheated on her sister and that Kris will find a new man in two days.

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