Wednesday, September 01, 2010

 

Jeff Miranda has been rejected. Publicly. But that's what you get for proposing to your girlfriend on the cover of a national magazine. --SNOOKI has decided NOT to marry Jeff, after he proposed in "Steppin' Out" magazine. --She posted the following yesterday on Twitter . . . quote, "Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married." --Apparently, we've been overly generous even referring to Jeff as Snooki's boyfriend. --And her manager makes that even clearer, saying, quote, "Rumors of Nicole's romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. --She is single with no immediate plans to change that."

 

 

I have no proof whatsoever that this is true, but it's just way too much fun NOT to talk about . . . Some gossip website claims that PARIS HILTON asked to use the bathroom during her traffic stop last Friday because . . . she wanted to hide the cocaine IN HER MOST INTIMATE OF AREAS. (!!!) --Remember, Paris and her boyfriend were pulled over on the Las Vegas Strip because cops saw pot smoke spewing out the windows of their SUV. Paris immediately asked to use the bathroom inside the nearby Wynn Hotel. --A cop went into the hotel with Paris, and as she was rummaging through her purse for lip balm, the coke literally fell out of it and into the officer's hand. --A "source", identified only as "Caroline", says Paris only asked to use the bathroom so she could stash the blow. And it's apparently not the first time she's had illicit substances up in there. --She's also smuggled drugs through airports by putting them in CONDOMS and inserting them into her . . . well, let's just call it NATURE'S CARRY-ON. --Caroline says, quote, "Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She's one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes. --Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rock star. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It's time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she's not 21 anymore."

 

The new issue of "Vanity Fair" has a LINDSAY LOHAN interview that was conducted BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. Here are some highlights . . . Lindsay says she's ready to turn her life around . . . quote, "I want my career back. I know that I'm a damn good actress, and it's been my passion since I was a child, and I know that when I care about something, I put 100% and more into it. --I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It's not fun anyway. I don't care. It's the same thing every time." --Lindsay also talks about how she got into all this trouble in the first place . . . quote, "I was irresponsible. And I'm not making excuses." --But then she does kind of make an excuse . . . saying she started partying at a young age due to a lack of structure . . . quote, "I had structure, and then I lost all the structure in my life. --I think a lot of it was because when I was doing my first slew of movies, it was very go-go, and I had a lot of responsibility, and I think just the second I didn't have [structure] anymore . . . I was 18, 19 . . . with a ton of money." --Lindsay says she was basically living out her college years . . . although not in college, obviously . . . in the public eye. She says, quote, "I was irresponsible. I was experimenting. --I was doing certain things that people do 10 times more of when they're in college." --She also admits that when she first moved to L.A., the tabloids were her main source of information . . . quote, "I would look up to those girls . . . the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that." --Lindsay would also like you to know that, despite what her father says, she never abused prescription drugs . . . quote, "I have no desire to. That's not who I am. --I've admitted to the things that I've done . . . to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things 'cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., 'cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it."

 

 

In a new interview with "People" magazine, MICHAEL DOUGLAS says, quote, "I'll beat this" . . . referring, of course, to his throat cancer. --Michael will undergo eight weeks of radiation and chemotherapy . . . (--he's already completed his first week) . . . and doctors have said they expect him to make a full recovery.  --Meanwhile, on last night's "Letterman", Michael admitted that the cancer is at STAGE 4 . . . which is bad. But it hasn't spread down below his throat, which is good. --And Michael said he has an 80% chance of recovery . . . although when he gets deeper into his treatment, his voice might change and he might not be able to swallow solid food.

Monday, August 30, 2010

 

 

PARIS HILTON was arrested in Las Vegas Friday night for COCAINE POSSESSION. --Police pulled over a black Escalade on the Las Vegas strip shortly before midnight, after they saw what they thought was POT SMOKE billowing out of the windows. --Paris was inside the car, and her boyfriend Cy Waits was driving. Police allegedly found cocaine in Paris' purse, and hauled her in on a possession charge. Cy was booked for DUI. --Here's how they found the coke: Police say that Paris asked to go inside the Wynn hotel, which they were in front of at the time . . . for privacy. --She went to grab some lip balm out of her purse, and out fell, quote, "a bindle of cocaine in a small plastic bag." (--A bindle is a little envelope you make by folding a piece of paper.) Police said it was a SMALL amount. --Paris was released three hours later. At about 5:00 A.M. Saturday morning, she Tweeted, quote, "In bed watching 'Family Guy'. Love this show! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent." --There's no word when Cy was released. But he was given another "release" . . . when he was FIRED FROM HIS JOB. --Cy Waits and his twin brother had just been hired this past Wednesday to head up nightclub operations for the Wynn. But Cy got CANNED shortly after his arrest. --Not surprisingly, Paris' attorney is trying to downplay her arrest. --He says, quote, "This matter will be dealt with in the courts, not in the media, and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law." --And then there's this: Paris allegedly told the cops the cocaine wasn't hers . . . and neither was the purse. Supposedly, she borrowed a friend's purse at the last minute, because hers didn't match her outfit. --As you may recall, Paris used the "It wasn't mine" excuse when she got busted for pot possession at the World Cup in South Africa. She claimed the weed belonged to someone else in her entourage . . . and it WORKED. --Paris also got caught with pot this summer on the French island of Corsica. And she wasn't charged there, either. --Here's an interesting aside: The local NBC affiliate says that Paris was offered limo service for the night, but she turned it down, saying, quote, "My boyfriend will drive me."

 

When police arrested that guy who tried to break into PARIS HILTON'S house last week, they had some help. --Paris' boyfriend, Cy Waits, was actually holding the guy at gunpoint when they arrived. --He apparently saw the guy staring at Paris through one of her windows and sprang into action. --A "source" said, quote, "He told the prowler to get on the ground and then kicked the knives away. He had him at gunpoint until the police arrived." --By the way . . . E! Online says the suspect, Nathan Lee Parada, found Paris' house on one of those maps of celebrities' homes that you can buy all around L.A.

 

FANTASIA BARRINO performed a surprise mini-concert at a Las Vegas nightclub on Friday night. And she seemed to be of the opinion that someone else was responsible for an entire bottle of pills making its way down her throat earlier this month. --She told the crowd, quote, "They thought I was finished, they thought I was done, they counted me out. But I will never, ever stop, I don't care what nobody say about me." --She added, quote, "Don't let your haters stop you. Don't let nobody stand in the way of your destiny." --By the way . . . RadarOnline is claiming that Fantasia has been FETUSED by her married boyfriend, Antwaun Cook.

 

 

As you've probably heard by now, former "Playboy" Playmate KARISSA SHANNON has admitted straight-up that she did indeed make a sex tape with HEIDI MONTAG. --But she says SPENCER PRATT had absolutely nothing to do with it . . . and wasn't even there when they filmed it. The only reason he has it is because he STOLE Karissa's video camera. --And she's not the least bit interested in it coming out. --But now that it's become such a headache for her, Karissa says, quote, "I just wish I'd done it with LINDSAY LOHAN. At least it wouldn't be on the market right now."

 

 

Still no word on MARIAH CAREY'S alleged pregnancy. But NICK CANNON is still dancing around the issue. --He tells "People" magazine, quote, "She's very nurturing. She's nurturing with me and makes me breakfast at anytime and that's my favorite food. It would be like 3 o'clock in the morning and she will still make me waffles. She'll be the best mom."

 

The cast of “Dancing With The Stars” will be announced tonight on ABC…or, I can tell you right now…

Bristol Palin 
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (Jersey Shore)
Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing).
Margaret Cho (Drop Dead Diva)
Rick Fox (former L.A. Lakers player)
Florence Henderson (The Brady Bunch)
Brandy (Moesha )
Michael Bolton (singer)
David Hasselhoff (Knight Rider, Baywatch)
Audrina Patridge (MTV's The Hills)
[Possibly Ali Fedotowsky from The Bachelorette, though sources now say she and Roberto won’t be on the show, after all, due to scheduling conflicts.]