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9/17/14 Jenny McCarthy Loses Ring

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014


Gwyneth Paltrow’s uncoupling ex, Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence have been enjoying date nights at home. A source said, "Jen has made a few visits to his Malibu house. Chris seems very respectful of Gwyneth and feels more comfortable spending time with Jen away from his family."


The doctor performing a biopsy on Joan Rivers’ vocal cords actually stopped to take a selfie in the procedure room while the comedian was under anesthesia. The doctor is believed to be Rivers' personal ear-nose-throat doctor, and he took the “selfie” just moments before she went into cardiac arrest. A member of the clinic’s staff told investigators about the doctor's questionable behavior and a director at the clinic has also resigned because of Rivers’ death. New York health authorities have launched an investigation into her death, amid questions about the exact nature of her surgery and who was treating her.


Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes welcomed a baby girl... and managed to keep it a secret for 4 days. News broke in July that the couple was expecting when Eva was already seven months pregnant.


Shia LaBeouf has finally met someone crazier than he is. He has gotten a restraining order against a woman who, according to TMZ, "showed up at his house eating watermelon on the driveway" and screamed that she's going to blow up his house. She also said, "You are Albert Einstein and we belong together."


JENNY MCCARTHY just married DONNIE WAHLBERG a few weeks ago, and she's already lost her wedding ring.  But Donnie probably doesn't mind, because she lost it for a good cause. She says, quote, "We were staying in a hotel and . . . it's hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand.  I removed it and put it on the room service table and then they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone."


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Tuesday, September 16, 2014


You have been warned:  KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are trying to reproduce again. In an Australian TV interview, she said, quote, "We're trying . . . I guess it's, like, all in God's hands." She added that being a parent has changed her a lot . . . quote, "Just everything has been put into perspective and nothing really matters more than spending time with your family and only doing the things that are really important to you."


WENDY WILLIAMS once bet that KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S marriage wouldn't last 72 days, and said she'd "eat crow" if they actually lasted.  It has.  In fact, they've made it over 100 days now. So, on her show yesterday, Wendy made good on her bet . . . LITERALLY.  She had a chef come in and cook her a gumbo . . . using ACTUAL crow meat.  She said it's "tough" meat . . . but it actually looked pretty good.


LINDSAY LOHAN wasn't exactly factually correct when she suggested that one of her duties when she did community service at the L.A. Morgue was to "roll a body bag for WHITNEY HOUSTON."  The Coroner's Office says, quote, "Ms. Lohan may well have cut and rolled plastic for us (which we use in lieu of body bags), but not specifically for any particular case."

9/15/14 Martha Vs. Gwyneth

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Monday, September 15, 2014


JAY Z might have revealed during a gig Friday night that he and BEYONCÉ are having another kid.  During the song "Beach is Better", Jay changed the line "I replace it with another one," to "pregnant with another one."


PARIS HILTON just bought a very tiny, white Pomeranian puppy that fits in the palm of your hand.  The puppy is only expected to weigh TWO POUNDS at the most when he's fully-grown.  It's unclear how much Paris paid, but the business that sells these dogs says it's worth $13,000.


Last year, MARTHA STEWART fired a shot across GWYNETH PALTROW's bow for trying to become a lifestyle goddess like Martha.  Well, it appears that Martha isn't done sniping. In a new interview she says, quote, "She just needs to be quiet.  She's a movie star.  If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."


Lindsay Lohan claims that she 'rolled a body bag' for Whitney Houston’s corpse during her community service stint. In a recent interview Lohan called her punishment for violating her probation “f**ed and inappropriate.” She carried out 120 hours of community service in 12 hour shifts at the LA County Morgue between October 21st, 2011 and March 29th 2012. A month earlier on February 11th, Whitney Houston was found dead in a bathtub and Lohan claims that the workers there made her roll Houston’s body bag. She added: 'I know it sounds really dark and strange, but I thought it would be a lot worse. I kind of regulated a lot of it.’

9/12/14 Sarah Palin Family Brawl

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Friday, September 12, 2014


SARAH PALIN and her family reportedly got into a huge, drunken brawl at a party last Saturday in Anchorage.  It started when Track Palin got into it with a guy he doesn't like.  Pretty soon, Sarah was screaming "Do you know who I am?!", Bristol was punching a guy in the face repeatedly, and Todd Palin got a bloody nose.  Police were called by nobody was arrested.


You can't really call this anything but CLASSIC OZZY:  OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE were leaving a restaurant the other night, when Sharon got distracted by the paparazzi. While she was answering questions about her "Talk" co-host SARA GILBERT's pregnancy, Ozzy got into THE WRONG CAR.


Mark Wahlberg was supposed to fly from Boston to LA, commercial, yesterday but decided to hire a private plane at the last minute. Wahlberg isn't taking any chances after he was supposed to be on the plane from Boston that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11/2001. Wahlberg changed his flight plan at the last minute and chose to fly through Toronto instead.


Joan Rivers left behind a $150 million for her daughter Melissa, the grandson she 'worshiped' and her pet dogs. Rivers earned $40 million a year and reportedly raked in over $1 billion in sales of clothing and jewelry through her deal with QVC over the last 24 years. Her apartment on Manhattan's Upper East side will also go to her daughter, Melissa. Joan left instructions for her rescue dogs to be cared for... by Rivers’ longtime assistant.

9/11/14 Brangelina's Prenup

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Thursday, September 11, 2014


The "Star" tabloid claims that ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT have a prenup that contains an INFIDELITY CLAUSE.  It states that if Brad leaves for another woman, Angelina gets primary custody of the kids. It also states that in the event of a divorce, they each take the millions they brought into the marriage . . . while anything they earned as a married couple goes into a trust for the kids. Brad is worth an estimated $240 million, and Angelina is worth $185 million.


HILARY DUFF says she and her husband MIKE COMRIE have, quote, "uncoupled, for now."  And yes, she used that OBNOXIOUS term.  But she added that there's a chance they'll get back together. Even if they don't, though, it sounds like she has NO INTEREST in her childhood boyfriend AARON CARTER . . . who's spent much of this year using the media to angle for a second chance with her. She says, quote, "I keep seeing that, that he keeps doing that.  I don't know how I feel [about it].  I mean, that was so long ago, and obviously I'm still married, and I have a baby and we kind of just . . . don't know each other . . . so, yeah."


The "New York Daily News" reports that JOAN RIVERS was killed when one of her own doctors asked to do a biopsy on her vocal cords at the clinic where she was getting an endoscopy.  However, the clinic is denying that this happened.


"Rolling Stone" published an essay in which the writer dissects and pretty much rips apart the KARDASHIANS, calling them "amused with themselves" and "repugnant", and saying, quote, "They do not learn, grow, mature, suffer."  Among other things.


PARIS HILTON gave money to a homeless man after leaving a restaurant recently . . . and he responded by HITTING ON HER.  He said, quote, "[Would] you ever date a homeless guy?  I love you, Paris."  She didn't say no . . . but she did laugh and call him "honey."

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