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3/19/13 Lindsay's Stiff Sentence

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
TIGER WOODS and LINDSEY VONN both admitted yesterday that they're a couple. They simultaneously posted similar messages on Facebook, saying they started off as friends and became closer over the last few months. They also both posted pictures of themselves together, which were obviously taken from the same photo shoot.
When 38-year-old BRADLEY COOPER was asked if he's dating 22-year-old JENNIFER LAWRENCE, he denied it, saying, quote, "I could be her father." --Well, it looks like DADDY'S HOME . . . because Bradley was spotted in Boston with a 20-year-old model named SUKI WATERHOUSE. A source says they were, quote, "touching and teasing each other."
At one point or another over the past few years, all men have wondered just exactly how big SOFIA VERGARA'S boobs are. Well, we finally have a definitive answer, straight from the source. --Sofia says she's a 32F. And she's still ALL-NATURAL, which means she's far from a FIRM 32F. And that makes getting dressed up a lot more of a production. --She says, quote, "A normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob. --"When [boobs] are fake, you take the bra off and they are still there, perfect! Me, no, so I have to bring them up!"
SELENA GOMEZ revealed last night on "The Late Show with David Letterman" that she made JUSTIN BIEBER cry. Maybe she was joking, but she did seem pleased with herself when she said it. --Dave actually started it. He told Selena that the last time Beiber was on his show, he made him cry. And Selena replied, quote, "Well then, that makes two of us." And then she and Dave FIST-BUMPED.
LINDSAY LOHAN copped a plea yesterday to charges of reckless driving and lying to police. And she got a pretty stiff sentence for a change. --Lindsay will spend 90 days in rehab . . . but it'll be a LOCKDOWN REHAB . . . not one where she can come and go as she pleases or leave early. --She'll also do 30 days of community service and undergo psychotherapy for 18 months. She also got two years' probation, and she'll have to submit to drug testing. --Lindsay also copped to violating her probation for her jewelry theft case and was sentenced to 180 days in jail. But that sentence was stayed, meaning she won't have to serve it if she stays out of trouble from here on out. --The hearing was held in Los Angeles, and Lindsay showed up 48 minutes late from New York City after bagging on two commercial flights and finally taking a last-minute private jet.

3/15/13 Bieber Slams Lohan

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Friday, March 15, 2013
JUSTIN BIEBER wrote a long message on Instagram complaining about all the negative press he's been getting, saying he's a really good person and bragging about his success. He ended it with this . . . quote, "And to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan, look at her 2012 tax statements ;)" He quickly deleted that part of the post. Sources say Lindsay has already heard about this, and is NOT cool with it.
The 9-year-old daughter of CHARLIE SHEEN and DENISE RICHARDS was reportedly bullied in school so badly last year, that they had to take her out . . . because the school wouldn't do anything about it. So Charlie went on Twitter yesterday and asked his fans to deliver, quote, "a rotten egg, a roll of toilet paper or some dog [crap]" to the school. 
"Forbes" has named OPRAH WINFREY the most influential celebrity for the second year in a row. Apparently, OWN is starting to catch on, thanks in part to some big "gets", like her interview with LANCE ARMSTRONG. She's followed on the list by Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorcese, Ron Howard and George Lucas.
JULIANNE HOUGH had $100,000 worth of jewelry her boyfriend RYAN SEACREST gave her STOLEN from her car last Friday. --Julianne was visiting a friend at a Hollywood apartment complex, and she left three pieces of jewelry, including a $50,000 watch, in her Mercedes. --When she came back to the car, the door was wide open and the inside had been torn through. And obviously, the bling was gone. It's not clear if Julianne left a door unlocked, or if the car was broken into.

3/14/13 Kadashians are Fake (Shocker)

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Thursday, March 14, 2013
Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t agreed to a plea deal and prosecutors are now preparing for the trial to start next Tuesday. Stay tuned.
There are reports that MILEY CYRUS and LIAM HEMSWORTH have broken up, but one source says, quote, "Miley and Liam have been a bit rocky, but are not giving up. They both want it to work." Possible reasons they're going through a rough patch include her partying, his wandering eye and his not really being into her new look.
Sometimes you know exactly how something is going to work out. This is one of those times: JESSE JAMES is getting married again. --The "lucky" girl is ALEXIS DEJORIA. She's a racecar driver and the daughter of one of the founders of the Paul Mitchell hair care product line. --Jesse has already been married four times . . . most famously to SANDRA BULLOCK.
The Kim Kardashian-- Kris Humphries bitter divorce battle continues. --Court documents show the couple's proposal was re-shot for her reality show and that conversations about her marriage concerns were filmed after she'd already filled for divorce. The executive producer for “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” took part in a deposition last month and a transcript of his testimony has emerged. --Kim allegedly didn't like her initial reaction to Kris' proposal, so she asked to reshoot it. --It was also suggested that Kim has used a tear stick in crying scenes filmed for the show.

3/12/13 Bieber Getting High

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Last year, BRANDI GLANVILLE from the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills", and Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife revealed that she'd had a week-long fling with GERARD BUTLER. And when Gerard was asked about it, he said, quote, "Who's Brandi Glanville?" --Well, on the "Howard Stern Show" yesterday, Gerard admitted that he nailed her. But the reason he seemed confused about it when he was asked was because HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS. --He said, quote, "I didn't know her last name . . . didn't know she was a celebrity, and I didn't know she was going to run out and [effing] tell everyone about it!"
A website posted sensitive information like Social Security numbers and credit card info on several celebrities and public figures, including Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, Hillary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden. The LAPD and the FBI are looking into it.
After a pretty rough week in London, JUSTIN BIEBER spent some time in Amsterdam over the weekend. And I know the question that immediately came to your mind was, "Did he smoke any weed?" --Well, one gossip website claims he went to a coffee shop called Easy Time, where he did indeed smoke a joint and eat some "space cake" . . . which is a pot-laced snack. He also went to a souvenir shop and bought himself a JOINT HOLDER.
Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, is dating her older Florida neighbor, billionaire coal magnate Chris Cline. --33-year-old Elin and the 53-year-old rich guy both have mansions in the exclusive North Palm Beach oceanfront community of Seminole Landing. --A source tells the NY Post, “Elin and Chris have been dating since the holidays". HE is a West Virginia native worth a reported $1.2 billion.

3/11/13 Bieber Goes Off

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Monday, March 11, 2013
MILEY CYRUS was spotted without her engagement ring on Thursday . . . the second consecutive night she left home without it. --Meanwhile, the paparazzi tried to harass JANUARY JONES about her alleged affair with LIAM HEMSWORTH at Los Angeles International Airport, and she ignored them. --So far, Miley has pretty much stuck to her vow to discuss nothing but her music on Twitter.
JUSTIN BIEBER flipped out on a paparazzi scumbag on Friday, while leaving his London hotel. Justin apparently shoved the guy, and he started cussing Justin out. So Justin lunged at him, saying, quote, "I'll [effing] beat the [eff] out of you!" But Justin's security held him back, and he eventually got into his car and took off.
According to yesterday's "Parade" magazine, TAYLOR SWIFT made more last year than ANNE HATHAWAY and BRAD PITT combined. Taylor made $57 million in 2012. Anne "only" made $10 million, despite being in two major movies, "The Dark Knight Rises" and "Les Miserables" . . . and winning an Oscar. Meanwhile, Brad made $35.5 million.
Lindsay Lohan has been given another chance to avoid jail -- but she isn't biting. TMZ says that "the Santa Monica City Attorney and the L.A. City Attorney have both softened their position from lockdown rehab to 90-day house arrest" in her lying-to-cops and probation violation cases. --Her lawyer, Mark Heller, is telling prosecutors Lindsay will accept a certain amount of house arrest, and they're working out how much. But sources say Linds is insisting she will not accept any punishment. --If a deal isn't reached, the case will go to trial on March 18th. If Lindsay is convicted, she faces several months of real jail time.
Just so you know, former Playboy skank, Holly Madison named her newborn daughter Rainbow Aurora. That is all.
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