Friday, October 30, 2009

 

 

TAYLOR SWIFT and TAYLOR LAUTNER were spotted together again on Wednesday night. First they did some shopping, and then they had dinner at a steakhouse in Beverly Hills.  --Meanwhile, Taylor Swift got quizzed about this chaos . . . in a roundabout sort of way . . . on yesterday's "Ellen DeGeneres Show". --Ellen asked her about their upcoming movie, "Valentine's Day" . . . saying, quote, "Who were your scenes with?" --Taylor giggled as she replied, quote, "Taylor Lautner." Ellen said, quote, "The guy from 'Twilight'. Oh yeah, he's cute." --To which Taylor replied, quote, "Yeah, he is." --Ellen then held up a picture of them KISSING in the movie, and asked Taylor if he's a good kisser. As usual, she was completely noncommittal. All she said was . . . "What?" --As for the hockey game they went to last weekend, Taylor said, quote, "I really like hockey a lot and it turns out so does he."

 

America's most treasured partially-fake lesbonic relationship may be over. Reportedly, LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON broke up earlier this week . . . and it was for REAL this time. --A "source" says, quote, "Lindsay and Sam definitely broke up earlier this week. It's really over this time. And it's because they both decided it wasn't working out." --The big news here is that Lindsay may have already switched back. She reportedly spent Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont hotel with a male model named Petey Wright. Pictures of them were taken leaving the hotel at around noon yesterday. Lindsay had changed her clothes, but Petey was wearing the same thing he had on the night before.

 

Over the summer, police arrested a 53-year-old man who was hanging around the Georgia set of MILEY CYRUS' upcoming movie, "The Last Song". This guy was obsessed with Miley, and was pretty sure he had to marry her. --Well, now we're finding out that ANOTHER guy was arrested at the movie set. But he didn't want to marry Miley . . . he wanted to KILL her. --It happened in June. A 22-year-old soldier by the name of Sean Christian Mathis pulled up to the set in a t-shirt and bathing suit. When he saw Miley's stunt double, he said, quote, "Hey, it's Miley Cyrus. I'm going to (effing) kill you." --He was booked on charges of disorderly conduct and making terroristic threats.

 

Here's the latest news from the ANNA NICOLE SMITH preliminary hearing that could make you los

e your lunch: --Yesterday, a Florida Justice Department investigator said that Anna's former nanny told him she saw Howard K. Stern and Khristine Eroshevich force Anna to take drugs that would knock her out for DAYS. --And when she would wake up, there would be FECES AND VOMIT in her bed. . (--Happy Halloween!!! Enjoy those Baby Ruths!!!)

 

One reason why this "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" nonsense is such a train wreck is because both JON and KATE GOSSELIN seem to be self-obsessed knuckleheads. Especially Jon. Well, now he's apologizing for being such a moron. --So what initiated Jon's epiphany? It was the rumors that he was going to do a reality show with THE OCTOMOM . . . where they DATE EACH OTHER. --Jon tells E! Online, quote, "I am troubled to learn that the media has accepted as true the scurrilous rumor that I would appear in a reality television program with Nadya Suleman. This is utterly false. --I do however accept that some of my previous actions have in some way lent credence to such outrageous stories. I am well aware that my behavior over the past few months has not always reflected my personal and religious values." --He adds, quote, "I further accept that I have allowed myself to become somewhat severed from my own moral anchor and be carried away by the challenges of fame. It is for this reason that I have endeavored of late to reconnect with my deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self with regular study sessions and counseling."