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8/12/14 Robin Williams Dies

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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

 

ROBIN WILLIAMS was found dead in his home near San Francisco yesterday morning.  He was only 63.  Police suspect suicide by asphyxia.  In other words, he suffocated himself.  It's not clear how. Robin's publicist issued a statement saying that he had been, quote, "battling severe depression of late." And his wife Susan issued a statement saying, quote, "This morning, I lost my husband and my best friend, while the world lost one of its most beloved artists and beautiful human beings.  I am utterly heartbroken. On behalf of Robin's family, we are asking for privacy during our time of profound grief.  As he is remembered, it is our hope the focus will not be on Robin's death, but on the countless moments of joy and laughter he gave to millions." Robin battled with drug and alcohol addiction for years, and recently went back to rehab to, quote, “fine-tune” his sobriety.

 

It's been about a month since TRACY MORGAN was released from the hospital, and while that's a good sign . . . he isn't out of the woods yet. On the "Today" show yesterday, Tracy's attorney said Tracy is still, quote, "struggling" with his health.  He went on, quote, "But he's a fighter.  He's had issues before that he's fought through, and he's fighting hard."

 

KENDALL JENNER is 18 years old, so she's not supposed to drink . . but not surprisingly, she thinks she's an EXCEPTION. The "New York Post" claims Kendall was so upset about being denied alcohol at a restaurant in New York . . . that she got up and walked out without paying.  When the waitress chased after her, Kendall turned around, laughed, and threw some $20 bills at her face.

8/11/14 Kim K to Release Book

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Monday, August 11, 2014

 

Shocker alert: Kim Kardashian is publishing a book all about her.. and her selfies. It will be 352 pages of Kim, shot by Kim, and will be released in April of 2015. The book will cost you $20.

 

Meanwhile, Kim and Kanye West are "trying" to get pregnant.

A reporter asked her, "Is baby number two on the horizon?" She said, quote, "I'm hoping so. You know I kind of wish I was pregnant at the same time Kourtney is. She's like more than half way in, so you know, we're trying."

 

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson's mother and cousin were recently in a serious car accident. They were hit head on by a drunk driver, and Johnson shared a scary looking photo of the wreckage that included two smashed cars and an ambulance in the background. The Rock said quote, “First reaction is to find the person who did this and do unrelenting harm to them. But then you realize the most important thing is my family lived thru this and we can hug each other that much tighter these days. Hug your own family tighter today and be grateful you can tell them you love them.”

 

Michael Jackson’s former housekeepers claims that he reportedly lived in awful conditions inside Neverland Ranch, often tracking animal poop throughout the house. One woman said, 'If you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.' She also claims Jackson was a “pack rat” who obsessively collected items. Another maid claimed that Jackson suffered a bed bug outbreak at his home, and that everyone was “repulsed” by the horrible smell of his bedroom.

 

DAVID ARQUETTE was asked how he can run his nightclub Bootsy Bellows and remain sober.  And he admitted that he's actually NOT sober.  He said, quote, "If you want to be sober and [enjoy] the nightlife, good luck.  Go to a lot of meetings."  He also said he doubts he and ex-wife COURTENEY COX will be at each other's weddings.

8/8/14 Orlando Bloom with Blonde Beauty

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Friday, August 8, 2014

 

Apparently, MILEY CYRUS gives fans their money's worth when they pay $995 for meet-and-greets before her concerts.  There's a picture online of one guy cupping Miley's boobs, and she's totally going along with it.  She also pretended to make out with him.

 

DAKOTA JOHNSON does NOT want her mom MELANIE GRIFFITH seeing her get SEXUALLY DOMINATED in "Fifty Shades of Grey".  Melanie says, quote, "[Dakota] was like, 'You guys cannot come.  There's no way.'  So we're not going."  But she adds, quote, "I did see the Room of Pain . . . I did go in there and check it out."

 

We're always hearing divorce rumors about BARBRA STREISAND and JAMES BROLIN.  But this is the first time they've involved KIM KARDASHIAN. The "National Enquirer" says Barbra is FURIOUS after finding out James was staring at Kim at a party in the Hamptons.  To make matters worse, he and Barbara were in the Hamptons to celebrate their 16th anniversary.

 

Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber, and then met a babe. Bloom was spotted partying with a 20-year-old Swedish beauty in Ibiza just days after the Bieber brawl. Orlando was seen getting up, close and personal with the hot blonde, laughing and dancing together . They took a ride on a jetski, and later danced on the beach as the sun set.

 

8/7/14 Kanye West is Delusional

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

 

Before ANNETTE BENING locked him down in 1992, WARREN BEATTY had ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER HIS GROIN.  It did what it wanted, when it wanted to. And according to a new book called "Star:  How Warren Beatty Seduced America", his BOOTY COUNT is an astounding 12,755.  That's the equivalent of one woman a day for 35 YEARS.

 

I think by now we can all agree that KANYE WEST has, at the very least, a slightly elevated opinion of himself and his place in the world.  So as much as this will make you roll your eyes, you probably won't be the least bit surprised: Kanye believes that celebrities dealing with the paparazzi go through EXACTLY what blacks did during the Civil Rights movement. He says, quote, "In the '60s people used to hold up 'Die [N-word]' signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also . . . I equate it to discrimination.  I equate it to inequalities.

 

KANYE WEST is afraid his daughter will be killed by a paparazzi drone.  He told a lawyer during a deposition, quote, "Wouldn't you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying?  What happens if a drone falls right next to her?   Would it electrocute her?  Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn't understand how to remote control the drone over their house?" Meanwhile . . . Kanye and KIM KARDASHIAN are reportedly buying a $20 million house in Hidden Hills.  It's pretty secluded, but it probably IS accessible by drone.

 

15-year-old CASSIDY STAY lost her parents and four siblings when they were murdered by an uncle.  After she quoted Professor Dumbledore from a "Harry Potter" book at the memorial service, author J.K. ROWLING sent her a handwritten letter from Dumbledore and other gifts.

8/6/14Adam Sandler's Good Deed

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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

 

There's been a rumor for years that when GEORGE CLOONEY was a cast member on "Roseanne" during its early years, he once put a photograph of his MANHOOD on the Conner Family refrigerator, so everyone would see it the next day. And yesterday on "The Talk", ROSEANNE said it's TRUE.  She said he even positioned Groucho Marx glasses over his junk, so that his penis was the NOSE. Sadly, no one knows where that picture is today.  Roseanne said, quote, "About the second day it disappeared . . . I thought it would surface by now.  Maybe they don't know it was George Clooney."

 

OLIVIA WILDE breastfeeds her newborn son Otis in the new issue of "Glamour" magazine.  And she says, quote, "Breastfeeding is the most natural thing.  I don't know, now it feels like Otis should always be on my breast."

 

Someone posted pictures of Dallas Cowboys owner JERRY JONES cavorting with two much-younger women.  In one picture, he's cupping a woman's breasts.  In another, the other woman's face is against his crotch.

 

An eight-year-old with leukemia made a video saying that he's ADAM SANDLER'S biggest fan, and invited him to BARBEQUE with him.  Adam's people found out about the video, and Adam called the kid directly.  It's unclear what they talked about . . . but supposedly they "hit it off."

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