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1/21/14 LiLo's New Plan

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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

 

The "National Enquirer" says LINDSAY LOHAN wants to hook back up with her old girlfriend SAMANTHA RONSON and get MARRIED . . . but only for publicity.  Supposedly, she wants to do it as a TV special.

 

Even if you're DETERMINED to be a celebrity, it's smart to have a Plan B.  Most celebrities explored other career paths before making it big.  Here's what a few of them MIGHT have become if they didn't . . .

Jennifer Lawrence wanted to be a doctor.

Ashton Kutcher studied biochemical engineering at the University of Iowa.

Tom Cruise was going to be a Catholic priest.  He even went to seminary school.  But one of his classmates says that the two of them got kicked out for stealing liquor from the priests.

Queen Latifah was studying to be a broadcast journalist before she made it big as a rapper.

Gerard Butler studied to be a lawyer at Glasgow University.

Matthew McConaughey was also thinking about a career in law.

Danny DeVito was a HAIR STYLIST.

Angelina Jolie got certified as a funeral director . . . but never actually worked in the field.

George Clooney worked in tobacco fields as a kid . . . and also tried out for the Cincinnati Reds in 1977.  Obviously, he didn't make the team.

Mariah Carey studied to be a makeup artist.

 

 

Justin Bieber marked his territory in Colorado by peeing his initials in the snow, all while people looked on. According to TMZ, Justin and his crew were driving when his motorcade pulled to the side of a private road in a residential area. Justin hopped out, surrounded by bodyguards, and peed in the snow. Residents went over to inspect the scene and saw Justin had peed his initials "JB" in the snow .

 

When cops in LA got a warrant to search Justin Bieber's mansion last week, they reportedly found a house littered with drugs and drug paraphernalia. However, since the warrant was issued only to search for video evidence of his egg-throwing attack on a neighbor's house, they couldn't seize any of the drugs. Sources told TMZ that as cops walked through his house, they found two large jars of marijuana and empty bottles of codeine. They also saw three bongs and hookah pipes. There was also evidence that as cops arrived, Bieb's friends flushed drugs down the toilet.

1/20/14 Bieber Addicted to "Sizzurp"

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Monday, January 20, 2014

 

A lot of celebrities have talents other than those that made them famous.  Here are some examples:

Harrison Ford is an experienced pilot.  He can fly helicopters and planes.  John Travolta, Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood and Angelina Jolie are also licensed pilots.

Jolie also collects daggers and practices knife-throwing.

Bruce Willis is a harmonica player.  He even released two blues-rock albums in the late '80s.

Colin Farrell was a country line dancer for CMT, and he even once taught a class.

Mike Tyson has been racing pigeons since he was 9.

Taylor Lautner is also into karate.  In fact, he earned several junior world championships as a kid.

 

For the second year in a row, ELLEN DEGENERES has topped a Harris Interactive poll on America's Favorite TV Personalities.  Also for the second year in a row, "NCIS" star MARK HARMON followed at #2.

 

Kim Kardashian told Ellen Degeneres that she and Kanye would be getting married this summer, but wasn’t sure where they would tie the knot. Well, the rumors appear to be true. Kim and Kanye spent the weekend with wedding planners in France. They spent almost an hour during a private tour of the Palace of Versailles  

 

Though police didn't find Justin Bieber in possession of any drugs during their house raid, sources say the singer isn't so squeaky clean. According to TMZ, the Bieb has developed an addiction to sizzurp and his handlers are urging him to go to rehab. The gossip blog says Justin has been regularly drinking "sizzurp" or "lean," which includes codeine and promethazine. He's also said to be abusing prescription pills, including Xanax, as well as alcohol and pot.

 

1/17/14 Bieber's Phone Confiscated

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Friday, January 17, 2014

 

RUSSELL JOHNSON . . . better known as the Professor on "Gilligan's Island" . . . died yesterday of natural causes.  He was 89.  That leaves only TWO of the original "seven stranded castaways":  DAWN WELLS, who played Mary Ann, is 75 . . . and TINA LOUISE, who played Ginger, is 79.

 

Actor DAVE MADDEN died yesterday of congestive heart and kidney failure.  He was 82. Madden was best known for playing band manager Reuben Kincaid on "The Partridge Family" in the 1970s.  He was usually being tortured in some way by Danny Partridge . . . a.k.a. DANNY BONADUCE.

 

SHIA LABEOUF was caught on video headbutting a guy in a bar in South London last night.  Apparently, Shia thought the guy said something about his girlfriend's mother because he got in his face, gave him a head-to-head shove, then yelled, "What did you just say?" four times, before being pulled away.

 

KATE GOSSELIN brought her 13-year-old twin daughters Cara and Mady on the "Today" show yesterday to do damage control . . . and things didn't go exactly as she'd planned. Kate wanted the girls to dispel rumors that their home life is totally screwed up, but even when they were asked direct questions, they REFUSED TO TALK. Kate seemed pretty humiliated.

 

Cops confiscated Justin Bieber's cell phone when they raided his house earlier this week and the egg-throwing punk is a little nervous. Police seized the phone to look for any text messages or  photos that might incriminate him in the egg-throwing incident and according to TMZ, Bieber is nervous about what else they might find. Sources close to Biebs say he's worried that texts referencing drugs and some naked photos might leak out.

1/16/14 New Kanye Religion

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Thursday, January 16, 2014

 

This is ridiculous and absurd! There's now a RELIGION based on KANYE WEST.  It's called Yeezianity, and the founder claims it's NOT a joke.  Followers believe that, quote, "The one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity."

 

GISELE BUNDCHEN says she doesn't even own a hairbrush because, quote, "In my job you have to remember people are brushing my hair every day.  You have to remember the last thing I want [on a day off] is a brush in my hair!"  She also says she never watches football unless her husband TOM BRADY is playing.

 

"Forbes" has released its annual list of the Most Influential Celebrities, and this year, STEVEN SPIELBERG is #1.  OPRAH WINFREY, who topped the list in the two previous years, came in second this year.

 

Will Justin Bieber's bad-boy antics get him deported? After cops stormed the singer's house earlier this week, there's been speculation that Bieb could have earned himself a one-way ticket back to Canada. Justin might not mind, though. He once told Rolling Stone magazine he would never become an American citizen. "You guys are evil," he said. "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills."

1/15/14 Bieber's House Raided by Police

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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

 

AMBER HEARD was spotted with a big rock on THAT finger . . . leading to speculation that she and JOHNNY DEPP are engaged.  And she fueled that speculation by seemingly trying to hide it.   Amber and Johnny met on the set of the 2011 movie "The Rum Diary".  Not long after that, Johnny broke up with his longtime girlfriend VANESSA PARADIS.  Amber is 27 and bisexual.  Johnny is 50.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ has been dating Casper Smart for over two years, and says he's "fantastic" with her 5-year-old twins Max and Emme.  But that doesn't mean he has a lock on becoming her fourth husband. She says, quote, "I don't know.  We'll see.  I don't know.  You know, I've always believed in that institution.  I believe in it, but it is difficult.  I've had my challenges, but at the same time I believe in love, and I think that is the main thing."

 

This seems a little excessive, but police RAIDED JUSTIN BIEBER'S house yesterday to find evidence that he egged his neighbor's home last week. Seriously . . . 12 cops in eight police cars responded to an egging report by showing up with a search warrant.  Justin didn't answer questions because he didn't have a lawyer present.  Police say he hasn't been charged or exonerated yet. One thing they're looking for is video from Justin's own surveillance cameras that shows him in the act of vandalizing his neighbor's house.  They're also looking for anything else that links Justin to the incident, like egg residue. We don't know if they found any of that, but they DID find DRUGS.  But it looks like Justin won't take the fall for that.  At least not yet.  Because it was his friend LIL ZA who was holding. Police initially said the drug was COCAINE, but now there's word that it might have been MOLLY . . . that form of ecstasy that cool people like Miley Cyrus and Madonna sing about.  He may have also had Xanax on him. And check this out:  Lil Za got RE-ARRESTED before he could leave the jailhouse yesterday afternoon.  He was just about to be released on bail, and he was on the phone with somebody.  But he got angry for some reason and smashed the phone. They booked him again on a vandalism charge. At this point, police are saying Justin is NOT connected to the drugs.  This is potentially a FELONY egging, by the way, because the damage to Justin's neighbor's house was in the THOUSANDS.

 

There have been rumors that CHARLIE SHEEN wants to kick his ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS out of a house that he owns, and which she's been living in with their daughters.  And yesterday he Tweeted, quote, "hey denise I own the farm.  yet you are only pig in the pen to sling mud bile & [crap] every inch your evil cloven hoofs trample.  #Oink"

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