Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

6/7/13 Kanye & Kim Splitsville?

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Friday, June 7, 2013
 
The website MediaTakeOut.com says KANYE WEST may have dumped KIM KARDASHIAN. Supposedly, their lifestyles are incompatible because he can't stand the cameras being on him all the time . . . and that's basically what Kim is all about.
 
DR. CONRAD MURRAY . . . who's currently in jail for killing MICHAEL JACKSON . . . sent Michael's daughter PARIS a message from prison. He said, quote, "I wanted you to know I'm here for you. I've never been gone. I always will be available to listen to you, answer your questions, or to share with you the plethora of beautiful and savored untold stories of your father, as well as his venerable thoughts of you that he shared with me."
 
Audio has surfaced of JUSTIN BIEBER and his goons taking a photographer's camera. In the audio, Justin can be heard telling his people to, quote, "grab that camera" . . . and telling the photographer, quote, "Alright, alright. I'm gonna give you your camera back. I'm gonna take your SIM card though." Meanwhile, the photographer is pleading for his equipment back.

6/6/13 Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

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Thursday, June 6, 2013
 
MICHAEL JACKSON'S 15-year-old daughter PARIS was rushed to the hospital early yesterday morning after a suicide attempt. According to various reports, Paris took about 20 Motrin and cut one of her wrists with a kitchen knife. She also left a suicide note, but the contents haven't been revealed. A family attorney issued a statement saying Paris is "physically fine and is getting appropriate medical attention."
 
The "Star" tabloid claims that LEONARDO DICAPRIO went on a SHAGGING SPREE during the Cannes Film Festival. He threw massive parties on his yacht and made SEXY TIME with SEVEN DIFFERENT WOMEN.
 
If this isn't karma, I don't know what is: "Girls Gone Wild" scumbag JOE FRANCIS is freaking out because someone got a hold of a sex tape he and his girlfriend made, and they're threatening to sell it.
Joe's attorney says, quote, "[We] will take all necessary steps to determine who in fact has done this and who is attempting to distribute the video. When we catch you, we will see that you are prosecuted to the fullest extent of both the criminal and civil laws."
 
TIGER WOODS is once again the World's Highest-Paid Athlete, according to Forbes.com. He's pulled in $78.1 million over the past year in prize money, endorsements, appearance fees and other sources. Tennis stud ROGER FEDERER was second, with $71.5 million, followed by KOBE BRYANT with $61.9 million.

6/5/13 Kim / Kris Divorce Final

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013
 
TYSON BECKFORD has posed NEARLY NAKED in the British edition of "Cosmo" for cancer awareness. Just so you know.
 
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and her boyfriend, actor BRIAN HALLISAY, are expecting. He's one of her co-stars on "The Client List". They've been dating a little over a year, and sources say Jennifer is about three months along. Jennifer is 34 years old.
 
KATE WINSLET is pregnant for the third time. This will be the first child for Kate and her third husband. He's a British dude who goes by the name NED ROCKNROLL. He's the nephew of billionaire RICHARD BRANSON.
 
KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES are officially divorced, which means that Kim will not give birth to her baby next month while still married to a guy who's not the father. The divorce became official on Monday, 581 days after Kim filed. (So even though everyone still refers to it as a 72-day marriage, it technically lasted almost two years.) Details of the settlement were not disclosed, but they had a prenup, so Kim's fortune was pretty well protected.

6/4/13 Miley Talks Drugs

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013
 
The ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries says Kim Kardashian is a serial cheater who would sneak Kanye West into her hotel room while she was dating Reggie Bush. As reported yesterday, Myla Sinanaj also posted a check from Kardashian’s lawyer to prove she was paid for a deposition in the Kim-Kris divorce battle. The amount of the check was blurred so it wouldn’t reveal how much Myla received for agreeing to provide testimony, but it is marked that it was a “witness/travel” fee. She is a former hotel worker, and claims that she witnessed Kanye going into Kim’s hotel suite at 2 a.m. one morning. She also had a message for Kanye: “If they cheat with you, they cheat on you.’ Remember that sh*t.”
 
Miley Cyrus' new single, "We Can't Stop," includes drug references.... In the chorus, she appears to refer to taking Molly, which is the street name for ecstasy. The lyric that she sings is apparently, "We like to party, dancing with Molly, doin’ whatever we want." Another part of the song includes an apparent cocaine reference. She sings, "Everyone in line in the bathroom, Trying to get a line in the bathroom.."
 
Amanda Bynes is laughing all the way to the loony bin. Amanda thinks all the headlines she's grabbing is only making her a bigger celebrity. Monday she tweeted, "The DA and my lawyer talked today. They have no proof of drugs on me or around me at anytime during the arrest of after. All I'm becoming is more famous! Thanks for lying about me!"

6/3/13 Kim K. Having a Girl

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Monday, June 3, 2013
 
KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are expecting a girl. The baby's gender was revealed during an ultrasound that was shown last night on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". There's one moment where the doctor says he can't find a penis, and Kim says, quote, "It would definitely take after his father, so you WOULD see it."
 
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN has revealed that he just went to DETOX for narcotics abuse . . . including HEROIN. He'd had substance abuse problems in the past, but he'd been clean for 23 years before falling off the wagon recently. It started with prescription pills, then escalated to SNORTING heroin. After about a week of doing that, he checked himself into a 10-day detox program.
 
RadarOnline.com says that AMANDA BYNES was evicted from her New York City apartment. They say moving trucks showed up and took her stuff last Tuesday night, just five days after she was arrested for allegedly smoking pot in the lobby of the building, then throwing a bong out her apartment window. There's no word where she's living now. --Meanwhile, Amanda says she got a nose job . . . and she's getting another one in three weeks. Also, she Tweeted that her dad is, quote, "as ugly as RuPaul."
 
MICHAEL DOUGLAS says his throat cancer was caused by performing oral sex. He didn't name any names, though. He says, quote, "Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from [performing oral sex on a woman] . . . And if you have [HPV], [performing oral sex on a woman] is also the best cure for it."
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