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1/15/15 Kurt Busch's Wild Story

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Thursday, January 15, 2015

 

The widow of the dead ex-boyfriend JENNIFER ANISTON recently talked about letting get away is upset that Jennifer is seemingly using his name for publicity while she's out pimping her new movie. She says, quote, "It pains me to read the headlines that allude to her losing him tragically when in fact she was not present during his long and difficult illness."

 

"In Touch Weekly" has a Photoshopped picture of BRUCE JENNER as a woman on its cover . . . and claims he's going to come out as transgender this year with a cover story in the LGBT magazine "The Advocate". Kris Jenner is said to be outraged with “In Touch Weekly” over the photo.

 

NASCAR driver KURT BUSCH is either a little BONKERS, or he has a VERY WILD taste in women. And chances are, BOTH are true.To make a long story short: Kurt's ex-girlfriend Patricia Driscoll claims he smashed her head against a wall three times last fall, so she wants a court to issue a restraining order, and force him to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. They've been in court this week . . . and this story is flying COMPLETELY off the rails. Here's what you need to know: Kurt claims Patricia is a trained ASSASSIN, who's dispatched on covert missions around the world. He says, quote, "Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand." She's supposedly talked to him about how she would take down drug lords with long-range sniper rifles and close combat tactics . . . like using knives and poison. One time, Patricia told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and showed him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.

The very next day, Patricia left in camouflage gear, and returned later wearing a trench coat . . . over an evening gown . . . that was covered in BLOOD and other stuff. Other times, she'd come back bruised up.

He also said Patricia once told him that a female character in "Zero Dark Thirty" was a composite of her and other women. Of course, the movie is about the CIA's hunt for Osama bin Laden.

Amazingly, a personal assistant of Kurt's backed up some of this, saying that Patricia once told him she was an assassin for the U.S. government, and added, quote, "I take down foreign governments. I own Washington."

Now, if you worked in intelligence . . . and possibly even killed some people . . . wouldn't you want to keep that on the 'down low'? Because assuming that is the case, Patricia seems to be TERRIBLE at keeping her side gig under wraps. Seriously, it sounds like she can't stop blabbing about it. For the record, Patricia says all this is "ludicrous," but Kurt did NOT make it up. Instead, it's the plot of a SCREENPLAY she's been writing for the past eight years.

Anyway, Kurt admits to getting a little physical with Patricia when she refused to leave his motor home, after showing up unannounced. He says he, quote, "cupped his hands around her face," but denies smashing her head against any walls.

He says she's a rejected ex-girlfriend out for revenge, not a victim of abuse. Oh, and one last interesting note: Kurt claimed that Patricia had barged into his motor home after he had watched the 1997 BRAD PITT movie "Seven Years in Tibet" following a race.

He said, quote, "It was a moving experience . . . It was a spiritual movie. There were some tearjerker moments."  In a text to Patricia that night, Kurt told her that he was crying, lying on the floor and didn't know "which way was up."

Patricia claims she went over to check on him after several worrisome texts . . . however, Kurt says he was fine . . . and that he was NAKED when Patricia showed up, which added to his frustration that she wouldn't leave.

 

1/14/15 America's Favorite Personalities

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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

 

Last year, CHARLIZE THERON convinced SEAN PENN to give up all his guns. Well, at least the ones he kept in the, quote, "continental United States." He had all 65 of those guns turned into a sculpture, which he auctioned off to raise money for Haiti. (Anderson Cooper bought it for $1.4 million.) At a pre-"Golden Globes" event, Sean was asked if he misses those guns. He said, quote, "I think guns are not something to be missed. Especially, on a serious note, when we talk about it this week [and] this tragic thing that happened in Paris. I'd like to see more guns go to sculpture."

 

For the third year in a row, ELLEN DEGENERES has topped a Harris Interactive poll on America's Favorite TV Personalities. Also for the third year in a row, "NCIS" star MARK HARMON followed at #2. Jimmy Fallon came in at number 3.

 

George Clooney is known to enjoy a harmless prank between friends, and on Sunday night at the Golden Globes, he nearly fell victim to one. Bill Murray apparently had a plan to prank his pal as he received his Cecil B. DeMille Award, and would have provided the biggest highlight of the night, but he ultimately decided against it. Apparently Clooney found out about it and told him "no way."

1/13/15 Leo & Rihanna Make Out

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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

 

There'd been some talk that LEONARDO DICAPRIO was under the weather. But he seemed to be feeling fine at a Playboy Mansion party Saturday night, because sources say he was MAKING OUT WITH RIHANNA. Paris Hilton, Hilary Duff, Tom Hardy, Pamela Anderson, Naomi Campbell, and Tobey Maguire were also at the party . . . which spilled over into ANOTHER party, that Leo also attended.

 

Legendary Hollywood ladies man Jack Nicholson fears dying alone in his Los Angeles mansion because he can no longer attract the ladies like he did in younger years. The 77-year-old says women do not trust him anymore thanks to his reputation as 'Jack the Jumper.' Nicholson even said he would love 'one last romance' but said he was 'not very realistic' about that happening.

 

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are preparing to be a family. The two reportedly got engaged in November and now Sean is adopting her son, Jackson. According to Radar Online the paperwork "has already begun." A source says, "Charlize never placed any pressure on Sean to adopt Jackson. It has been a very natural process of them becoming a true family." The insiders adds, "Jackson calls Sean 'daddy,' and Sean just lights up around him. Sean picks Jackson up from nursery school, and all of the parents know him."

1/12/14 Beyonce Pregnant?

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Monday, January 12, 2014

 

BEYONCÉ may have revealed she's PREGNANT yesterday with a sly Instagram post. The picture shows her at the beach with her 3-year-old daughter Blue Ivy. Beyoncé is buried in the sand, but someone sculpted a BUMP over her belly. The picture has no caption.

 

Remember BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE's wedding in France? It was a SHAM. They were actually already married. Angelina says, quote, "Before the wedding in France with the kids, Brad and I were already married in California. As Americans, we couldn't marry legally in France." She adds, quote, "One day I said to Brad, 'Let's meet up at 4:30 P.M.' I called a justice of the peace and we signed the documents."

 

Kim Kardashian is having a hard time giving her daughter a sibling -- and as she's done with everything else in her life, she's filming the experience for Keeping Up With the Kardashians. She tells Britain's Daily Mail, "When you’re not planning it, it happens. It’s just how God works. And when you want it so bad, it’s not happening." Kim says she's sharing her fertility problems to help other women.

 

1/9/15 Taylor Swift & Leo Dicaprio?

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Friday, January 9, 2015

 

JENNIFER ANISTON says a guy she dated when she was 25 would have been "THE ONE" if she wasn't young and stupid. But the guy has since died of a brain tumor. And she says, quote, "He must have sent me Justin to make up for it all."

 

The "National Enquirer" wants you to believe that TAYLOR SWIFT has her sights set on LEONARDO DICAPRIO . . . and she even arranged a meeting with him so she could "put him to the test" and see if he's "good boyfriend material." And it supposedly went well, because she's been texting him nonstop ever since. And even though her friends are telling her it's a bad idea, Taylor thinks they'd make the perfect "power couple."

 

MILEY CYRUS was robbed last month . . . for the THIRD TIME in about a year. On December 16th, somebody broke into Miley's house and stole property belonging to both her and her brother . . . including Miley's bank card. Police actually caught a guy, although he pleaded not guilty. There's no word if they got any of the stolen items back.

 

BILL COSBY made a RAPE JOKE during a show in Canada last night. A woman in the front row got up, and Bill asked her where she was going. She said she was getting a drink. And he said, quote, "You have to be careful about drinking around me." There were some gasps, but they turned into laughter and applause.

 

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have re-kindled their romance. A source tells People magazine that the two "are still dating and have been dating. Even though they are both busy, the relationship is solid. They see each other when they can." They were most recently spotted having dinner together on December 30th.

 

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