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Jake's Corner

7/15/14 Lindsay Lohan Moving?

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

 

The Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN, pleaded no contest to one count of misdemeanor welfare fraud yesterday in Los Angeles.  A judge gave her 200 hours of community service, two years probation, and a small fine.  Which isn't bad considering she was originally facing four FELONY counts, and more than SIX YEARS in jail.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN makes her stage debut in London this October, and says she's now thinking of MOVING there.  It's partly because she thinks she has a better chance of being seen as a legitimate actress over there . . . and partly because she thinks British people don't care about celebrity gossip as much as we do.

 

KATE MIDDLETON'S "longtime friend," Jessica Hay, told the tabloids that Kate's pregnant again.  She says, quote, "I've heard it from several different friends of theirs now and they're saying that they think there's going to be an official announcement in weeks."

 

Rumor has it that Portia de Rossi secretly filmed her drunken fights with wife Ellen DeGeneres. Sources say Portia secretly taped some of their arguments when she was drunk-- and she threatened to expose Ellen as controlling and manipulating. Allegedly, Ellen was furious and broke into Portia’s cellphone and read her emails to make sure she didn’t send the videos to anyone.

7/14/14 Tracy Morgan Suing Walmart

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Monday, July 14, 2014

 

JWOWW from "Jersey Shore" gave birth to a daughter yesterday.  It's the first child for her and her fiancé, Roger Matthews. In a statement, they said, quote, "[We] are so excited to welcome the newest guidette, Meilani Alexandra Mathews, to the world weighing seven pounds and 13 ounces . . . Meilani is already looking to trade her baby bottle for barbells."

 

TRACY MORGAN checked out of a rehab facility over the weekend.  He's recovering from a car crash last month that killed one person and injured four.  Tracy also just filed a lawsuit against Walmart, because it was one of their trucks that crashed into the back of his limo, and the driver allegedly hadn't slept for over 24 hours.

 

SUSAN SARANDON says the reason she still looks so good at age 67 is that she never smoked CIGARETTES.  She's totally cool with smoking POT though. Quote, "I'm down with cannabis, but tobacco is the worst for the skin.  Apart from that, just practice moderation, because too much of anything takes its toll.  Not too much sun, not too much alcohol, not too much food."

 

According to a British tabloid, DANIEL RADCLIFFE from "Harry Potter" is heading to rehab . . . so he can quit smoking CIGARETTES. The "Daily Star" says he smokes about a pack a day, and recently tried hypnotherapy and e-cigarettes.  But neither of them worked, so he's desperate.

 

7/11/14 Kim & Kanye Unhappy?

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Friday, July 11, 2014

 

It's Day 48 in the marriage of KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST, and the word is, it's not going well.  A source says, quote, "Kanye now recognizes that Kim's main interests are shopping and lounging around by a pool.  When they actually are together, they're miserable!  It's really concerning to Kanye that Kim doesn't even want to try to experience new things."

 

ROSIE O'DONNELL is officially rejoining "The View". A message was posted on the show's Twitter account yesterday that said, quote, "It's official!  ABC confirms Rosie O'Donnell returns as a co-host of The View w/ moderator WHOOPI GOLDBERG for Season 18."

 

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have been spotted together in the Hamptons this week. The two dined with their children at a restaurant on Monday. Then on Tuesday, Chris met Gwyneth and their kids Apple and Moses at nearby Fierro’s Pizza. One witness said, “They were operating like a couple, and with the kids looked like a happy family.” Rumor has it, a reconciliation is in the works.

 

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is being sued and he can't get his lawyer to help him, because his lawyer is the one suing him. The former reality star and his brother are being sued by their longtime attorney Richard Wolfe who says they owe him $29,000 in unpaid legal fees. On top of that, "The Situation" had tried to pay some of the fees but his checks bounced, so the lawyer is also seeking damages to cover the bad checks.

 

7/10/14 Bieber Gets Anger Management

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

 

According to a new survey, CHANNING TATUM and STACY KEIBLER have the hottest celebrity beach bodies.  CHRIS HEMSWORTH came in second for the guys, and MARIA SHARAPOVA came in second for the ladies. The LEAST hot beach bodies are:  Andy Richter, Cee Lo Green, Mama June from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", Danny DeVito, Donald Sterling, Paula Deen, Jack Black, Louis C.K. and Rosie O'Donnell.

 

Rumor has it RYAN GOSLING has impregnated his girlfriend EVA MENDES.  And "Notebook" fans are flipping out, because they want him to be with RACHEL MCADAMS.  One person Tweeted, quote, "Ryan Gosling is having a child and it's not with Rachel McAdams. *sets everything on fire*"

 

GEORGE CLOONEY got a British tabloid to take back its claim that Amal Alamuddin's mother doesn't approve of him on religious grounds.  He blasted them for potentially inflaming religious hatred, and they quickly replied, quote, "We accept Mr. Clooney's assurance that the story is inaccurate and we apologize to him, Miss Amal Alamuddin and her mother for any distress caused."

 

Don't all come running at once, guys, but 56-year-old SHARON STONE is READY TO ACCEPT SUITORS. She tells "Extra", quote, "What's happened is my kids have reached the age where I feel comfortable to date.  I didn't want to date when they were little because, who needs a bunch of people running in and out of their lives? Now I feel comfortable dating.  I'm available for dating."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER pleaded no contest to misdemeanor vandalism for egging his neighbor's house.  He'll get two years' probation and five days of community labor.  He also has to get ANGER MANAGEMENT counseling and pay the victim back $80,900.

7/9/14 Pam Anderson Divorcing

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

 

PAM ANDERSON is divorcing former sex tape star RICK SALOMON . . . AGAIN.  They were married back in 2007, but it only lasted two months and the marriage was annulled.  They lasted longer this time, but not by much . . . Pam announced that they were married this past January. Interestingly enough, just two days before Pam filed for divorce, Rick won $2.8 MILLION in a World Series of Poker event. So unless they had a prenup, that could make Pam eligible for a piece of that under community property laws.

 

The website PopSugar.com put out its annual list of "The Top 100 Celebrities of the Year," which is based on things like:  Quote, "Recent career successes, social media followings, awards and nominations, and other milestones, as well as readers' votes and reactions." Jennifer Lawrence is #1.  Kate Middleton is second, followed by Beyoncé and Justin Timberlake.

 

Last month, THE SITUATION was sporting a black eye, after getting into a brawl with his brother Frank at the gym they co-own.  But apparently, Frank wasn't the one who gave him the shiner . . . and he wasn't the only other family member involved. The Situation's other brother said, quote, "Mom is the one who got him.  She got him with a left.  Mom's the tough one." And their mother, Linda, CONFIRMED it.  She said, quote, "Yeah.  I broke my finger.  I just got it out of the sling.  I was trying to break him and Frank up, and I think I missed."

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