Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

5/5/14 Charlize a Big Tipper

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Thursday, June 5, 2014


CHARLIZE THERON went into a Pinkberry yogurt shop in Hollywood WITHOUT ANY MONEY, and ordered a chocolate hazelnut with chocolate shavings.  And she told the woman behind the counter she'd be back to pay the $3.75 tab. Well, she DID come back, driven by her boyfriend SEAN PENN.  She gave the woman a HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL, and told her to keep the change.  That's a $96.25 tip.


MELISSA MCCARTHY says she was inspired to start a plus-size clothing line because she had trouble finding a designer who'd make her an Oscar dress a few years ago.  Quote, "I asked five or six designers . . . very high-level ones who make lots of dresses for people . . . and they all said no."


Kim Kardashian’s older sister, Kourtney, is apparently pregnant with her third child. An insider said, "She is only a few months along," but a rep for Kourtney has not officially confirmed the news.


DONALD STERLING is dropping his $1 billion lawsuit against the NBA, and won't stand in the way of the sale of the L.A. Clippers.  At a charity benefit Tuesday night he said, quote, "I feel fabulous, I feel very good.  Everything is just the way it should be, really.  It may have worked out differently, but it's good.  It's all good."

6/4/14 Another Bad Bieber Video

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Wednesday, June 4, 2014


JENNY MCCARTHY made fun of the JENNIFER LOPEZ / CASPER SMART transsexual rumors on Twitter.  She said, quote, "Did Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend cheat with a transsexual model?  I heard J-Lo gave him an ultimatum:  It's either me or her/him."  But she deleted it after people started calling her "transphobic" and a bigot.


KEIRA KNIGHTLEY says that if she had a daughter, she would discourage her from getting into showbiz . . . because, quote, "Teenage years should be done privately.  You should be going out and getting unbelievably drunk, getting into ridiculous situations, making mistakes."


There might be another video of a 15-year-old JUSTIN BIEBER saying that racist word.  Britain's "Sun" tabloid claims to have seen a 24-second clip in which Justin changes the lyrics of his song "One Less Lonely Girl" to "One Less Lonely (Blank) . . . and sings about joining the KKK.  A girl can be heard laughing in the background.


Dina Lohan pleaded guilty to DWI and speeding yesterday in Long Island, New York. Lindsay's mom was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and had her license revoked for a year. After the sentence, the judge had some harsh words for Dina, saying, "The only person responsible for this ordeal is Miss Lohan. She is just lucky nobody was killed. She may not be as lucky next time." Dina replied, "There will not be a next time." Which we totally believe.

6/3/14 Over Between J-Lo and Casper

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Tuesday, June 3, 2014


KANYE WEST reportedly gave KIM KARDASHIAN a nude painting of herself as a wedding gift.  In the picture, Kim is wearing only a G-string and Louboutin heels.  It's from behind, so you don't see any naughty bits, but it's still not exactly family-friendly.  Kanye plans to hang it in their bedroom.


The "National Enquirer" says it's OVER between JENNIFER LOPEZ and CASPER SMART, after Casper was caught flirting online with ANOTHER transsexual.  Things have reportedly been going downhill for a while, especially after Jennifer fired Casper as her creative director.  A source says, quote, "He was basically demoted to her cabana boy . . . the relationship is all but over."


CHRIS BROWN was sprung from the L.A. County Jail yesterday morning at 12:01 A.M.  Brown had been in custody since mid-March, when he allegedly violated his probation by getting into a scuffle in Washington, D.C.  He was released about 131 days earlier than he was supposed to, but he has to submit to drug testing, psychiatric counseling and therapy.

6/2/14 Miley Cyrus Robbed

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Monday, June 2, 2014


ANN B. DAVIS . . . who played Alice on "The Brady Bunch", died yesterday at the age of 88.  Sadly, this appears to have been sudden and not at all expected.  Ann fell and hit her head on Saturday, suffered a hematoma and never regained consciousness.  A close friend says, quote, "What you see on 'The Brady Bunch' was who she was.  She was a very faithful Christian person."


Five years ago, JUSTIN BIEBER told a RACIST joke to some friends, and it included the N-word.  He was being filmed at the time, and the video just hit the Internet.  Justin has since issued an apology, saying, quote, "As a young man, I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt."


CHARLIZE THERON may end up apologizing for the way she answered a question about Googling herself.  She said, quote, "I don't do that, so that's my saving grace.  When you start living in that world, and doing that, you start I guess feeling raped."


Miley Cyrus was robbed. Two suspects scaled a fence and broke into her North Hollywood home last week, stealing jewelry and an expensive car. A man and a woman got into the residence and garage.  Cops say the suspects managed to make off with a 2014 white, four-door Maserati Quattroporte (which costs around $102,000). No one was home at the time of the burglary.


In a recent interview, Glee star Lea Michele revealed that she has been drinking since she was a toddler. She blames her early boozing habit to growing up in an Italian family, explaining, “I’m Italian, so at the dinner table it would be like Pellegrino, a jug of soda and a huge thing of wine. Everyone was just drinking wine, like it was part of what you would have along with your dinner.” She said that growing up she also thought it was the norm in other people’s homes and said, “I’d be having dinner with my boyfriend and his parents and I’d be like, ‘Where’s the wine? Pass the wine.’ At like 17! And they’re like, ‘This girl’s crazy.'


5/30/14 Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Some Heat

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Friday, May 30, 2014


The picture of KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST sharing their first kiss as man and wife is the most liked photo in the history of Instagram.  As of last night it had 1.94 million likes. Here’s my question. WHY?


KENDALL JENNER has about 8 million Twitter followers . . . but "In Touch" magazine says 4.6 of them . . . more than HALF . . . are DUMMY ACCOUNTS.  Apparently, Kendall, her sisters, and a lot of other celebrities for that matter, buy phony social media followers to pump up their numbers.


"Modern Family" star ERIC STONESTREET accused GENE SIMMONS and PAUL STANLEY of being jerks to his mom on a flight.  Gene denies that they said anything inappropriate and refuses to apologize.  Paul did apologize, even though he says it was just a, quote,  "misunderstanding of joking."


JESSICA BIEL has always been known for her backside, but there's a new Twitter feed called @JessicaBielArms, which pays tribute to her very sexy, toned arms.  When she found out about it, Jessica Tweeted, quote, "There's a twitter account called @JessicaBielArms.  Should my ass be offended?"


GWYNETH PALTROW compared being bullied online to going to WAR.  And JOHN MCCAIN'S wife CINDY went off on Twitter.  She said, quote, "Gweneth Paltrow is a joke.  Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier.  What a joke!  My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her."


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