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Jake's Corner

11/3/14 LiLo Dating Tom Cruise?

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Monday, November 3, 2014


This seems pretty far-fetched, but "OK!" magazine claims TOM CRUISE is having relations with LINDSAY LOHAN. They're both in London, and they supposedly exchanged numbers after meeting at a club. A source says, quote, "Lindsay has been craving the security and sophistication that comes with dating an older man . . . She's head over heels." In addition to physical, Lindsay also hopes hooking up with Tom will revitalize her career. And Tom hopes Lindsay will, quote, "help him relax and have more fun." Meanwhile, the British tabloids say Tom is actually making time with ORLANDO BLOOM's ex-girlfriend MIRANDA KERR. A source says they've been meeting up secretly and will go public soon.


This totally sounds like a hoax story for Halloween, but a British singer named KATIE MELUA recently went to the doctor because of a scratching noise in her head . . . and found she had a SPIDER living in her ear. It was a jumping spider, and it had been in there for a WEEK. They think it might have crawled in off a pair of headphones she used on a flight . . . an ear specialist used a suction device to get it out.

10/31/14 Amanda Bynes Released

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Friday, October 31, 2014


Don’t be fooled this Halloween if you see somebody dressed as “Amanda Bynes.” It may be the real deal. Last night, Amanda was released from the psychiatric facility near Los Angeles. It took her no time to reach the heart of Hollywood.  The paparazzi snapped photos of Amanda walking Sunset Boulevard, acting as if she was on the phone. TMZ reports she was "talking to herself." A witness reported she was famished and devoured “fried chicken, salmon, and a caesar salad with guacamole.” Earlier in the day, Amanda requested a release from her “involuntary psychiatric hold.” And an unnamed official determined that Amanda has stabilized under professional care and regular meds.


Nobody will admit that BRUCE JENNER is on the way to becoming a woman . . . but the evidence is mounting that at the very least, he's been exploring his feminine side. And that's fine. Although maybe not for everyone. . . Friends say KRIS JENNER is EMBARRASSED by the whole thing, and that's why she didn't join her five daughters in celebrating Bruce's 65th birthday earlier this week. A source says, quote, "Kris was very upset that Bruce was photographed on his birthday wearing pink nail polish. It's embarrassing for her. That is the reason why Kris wasn't there."


KIM KARDASHIAN may have accidentally announced that she's pregnant again. During an interview with a British fashion blog, she was asked what kind of clothes she wore when she was pregnant with her daughter North. She said, quote, "I wore my regular clothes and I would just buy a size up. I don't know if I would necessarily do that this time around . . . Pregnancy style is hard."


KALEY CUOCO has learned something after being caught up in that nude photo hacking scandal: Downgrade your technology. She joked, quote, "I've now taken to Polaroid cameras, so I just carry a big Polaroid around my neck, self-aroid, that's what I do now. No one can get those. Polaroid cameras, that's the way to go."

10/30/14 Jessica Biel Pregnant?

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Thursday, October 30, 2014


Everyone in the universe is reporting that JESSICA BIEL might be pregnant. Radar Online talked to a supposed "close pal" who said, quote, "Jessica is at least three months pregnant, and she's due in April." If this is true, it'll be the first child for both Jessica and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.


Before he hooked up with JENNY MCCARTHY, DONNIE WAHLBERG was the biggest MAN-WHORE in NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK. At least onstage he was. JOEY MCINTYRE says, quote, "For a while, Donnie was like literally making out with girls the last tour, and it was right before he met Jenny and got married, so I don't think he's doing that [anymore]. And, as a fellow dude I'm like, 'Thank God,' because he would just be swapping spit with these girls in the middle of a song, you know, but that's love, right? That's love. And the girls were happy . . . he's a lover, that guy."


SANDRA BULLOCK rushed to the aid of an extra who collapsed on the set of her new movie on Sunday. The film is called "Our Brand is Crisis", and it's shooting in New Orleans. Despite the heat, everyone was supposed to wear warm clothes . . . and one woman passed out because she couldn't take the heat. Sandra rushed to the rescue, getting the woman to shade, giving her water and fanning her until an ambulance arrived. BILLY BOB THORNTON is in the movie, too, but he just kind of stood there and watched.


A Kansas woman inspired by the petition that got "Breaking Bad" toys pulled from the shelves of Toys 'R' Us started a petition of her own to get Babies 'R' Us to drop the Kardashian Kids clothing line. She writes, quote, "I don't want my child to grow up to be a Sex Tape star. You pulled the 'Breaking Bad' toys because they promoted Drug use. You should pull this clothing line because it promotes bad behavior as well. The madness has to stop. If the toys are damaging so is the clothing." As of last night, the petition had over 1,800 signatures.


PATRICK SWAYZE'S last will left pretty much his entire $40 MILLION estate to his widow, Lisa Niemi . . . while his mother, sister and two brothers received nothing. Now, those family members are questioning the will . . . and they believe there's a chance it could've been FORGED.


AMANDA BYNES' mother Lynn Bynes has been granted a temporary conservatorship over Amanda, who will spend at least another month being held under an involuntary psychiatric hold. To get it, Amanda's parents told a judge that she is a, quote, "substantial risk to herself" and others, and rattled off all the stuff we've heard about . . . the DUIs, the shoplifting, the bizarre and violent behavior, et cetera.

But they also said she was spending "alarming amounts" of money . . . and was buying gifts for strangers, including expensive jewelry from Cartier. They say her net worth is currently $5.7 million, and her only income is from a rental property.

10/29/14 Bruce Jenner Gets Pink Nails

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014


JULIA ROBERTS turned 47 yesterday, and she's one of the rare actresses of that age who has yet to mess with her face. She says, quote, "By Hollywood standards, I guess I've already taken a big risk in not having had a facelift."


BRUCE JENNER turned 65 yesterday, and he celebrated with a little ME TIME . . . which included GETTING HIS FINGERNAILS PAINTED PINK. For real. And there are pictures to prove it. Meanwhile, KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN say Bruce is BORING, because all he ever wants for his birthday is a gift certificate to support his remote control helicopter hobby.


JOSE CANSECO shot off his left middle finger while cleaning a handgun in his house. Jose's fiancée Leila Knight was there when it happened. She says he was cleaning the gun at his kitchen table, and he didn't know it was loaded. She told the "L.A. Times", quote, "I heard the gun go off and saw his middle finger hanging by a string. It will either have to be amputated or have full reconstruction surgery." As of last night Jose was in surgery, and doctors were going to try to do as much as possible. But the bullet ripped through the bottom part of his finger, so even under the best circumstances, he'll never have full use of it again.


AMANDA BYNES is not sane enough to be unleashed upon the world. She was due to be released this week, but a judge ordered her to spend at least 30 more days under 24-hour psychiatric care. Also, Amanda's mom has officially petitioned to become her conservator once again.

10/28/14 Jennifer Lawrence Breaks it Off

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014


JENNIFER LAWRENCE and CHRIS MARTIN have CONSCIOUSLY UNCOUPLED . . . and a source says it was Jennifer who did the uncoupling. Officially, we don't know why . . . but those ever-present anonymous sources say it's all about GWYNETH PALTROW . . . quote, "Jennifer just couldn't compete and didn't want to. Chris is clearly not over Gwyneth and his main priority is his kids. Jennifer really respects him, but she wants a man of her own.”


An Argentinian journalist says ANNE HATHAWAY refused to shake his hand, because she was afraid to catch Ebola . . . which nobody in Argentina apparently has. Alexis Puig flew to L.A. for a screening of Anne's new movie "Interstellar". And he says everybody else he interviewed shook his hand, from co-stars Matthew McConaughey and Jessica Chastain to director Christopher Nolan. But he Tweeted, quote, "Anne Hathaway didn't shake my hand because she was afraid of Ebola. #I'mAThirdWorldJournalist."


HUGH JACKMAN was recently treated for skin cancer . . . for the third time in a year. But he will NOT DIE. We assume. It was a minor thing, and his rep says it's "all good" now.


Don't expect to see RUSSELL BRAND on the big screen anymore. During a recent interview, he said, quote, "I'm not interested in making money anymore." Asked if that meant he was through with Hollywood, he replied, quote, "It probably does mean that, yes . . . It makes me scared if I think about money too much, then it makes me feel guilty."

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