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Friday, May 16, 2008

Word on the street is that Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have broken up yet again. A so-called "source" says, quote, "It was a pretty bad breakup. Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."

Despite what their reps are saying, the "Dallas Morning News" says that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are DEFINITELY not dating anymore. (--If nothing else, we may know for sure on Monday. If Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz really do get married this weekend, and if Jessica shows up ALONE, then we'll pretty much know. --And by the way...reportedly, "People" magazine is paying well over $1 million for the exclusive right to the wedding pics. WHY??? Probably for the Jessica-Tony factor alone.)

First, Jack Black revealed that Angelina Jolie is having twins...and yesterday, another one of their co-stars, Dustin Hoffman, supposedly let out another secret. --He claims that Angie's due date is August 9th. And Angelina herself backed that up. But the word is that she's been saying on French TV that she's due in a matter of WEEKS.

Britney Spears is vacationing in Costa Rica as we speak...with Mel Gibson. (???) --Britney and her dad, Jamie, left for Costa Rica yesterday morning with Mel and his wife Robyn, on board their private jet. The trip is expected to last a few days. --There's no word what any of this is about...but sources say it's nothing more than a friendly getaway. Mel has a home in Costa Rica.

Yesterday, the California Supreme Court struck down a ban on gay marriage...meaning that it is indeed now possible for gay Californians to have REAL weddings that are legally recognized...instead of some lame "commitment ceremony". --And it looks like Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi may lead the charge to the same-sex alter. --TMZ says that during a taping of her show yesterday, Ellen talked about the court's ruling...and followed it up by saying that she and Portia would indeed tie the noose. --It's not clear when the episode will air.

Shania Twain and her husband, record producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, are separating after 14 years of marriage. Shania's rep said, quote, "This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time." --Shania and Lange married in 1993, just six months after they met. She's 42...he's 59. They have a 6-year-old son together.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have taken their canoodling tour to the City That Never Sleeps. After two weekends of smooching by the pool in Miami, Jenn and John spent Wednesday night at a pair of New York City hotspots making out.

Wounded "Dancing With The Stars" finalist Cristian De La Fuente will have surgery on his arm next Friday, after Wednesday's season finale.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

This is why, as much as I hate to do it, I always have to stay on top of all the rumors that the trashy celebrity rags and websites spew forth every day: Because sometimes they turn out to be TRUE. --The tabloid media said quite some time ago that ANGELINA JOLIE was having twins . . . and yesterday, she confirmed it. It happened during an interview at the Cannes Film Festival in France . . . and it was actually JACK BLACK'S fault that the news slipped out. --The two of them were being interviewed for their upcoming movie, "Kung Fu Panda", and Jack said, quote, "You're gonna have as many as 'The Brady Bunch' when you have these." --At that point, Angelina had no choice but to cop to it. She would not, however, reveal the sex . . . or sexes . . . of the babies.
--Part of the interview aired last night on "Access Hollywood". It'll run in its entirety on the "Today" show this morning. --These will be the FIFTH and SIXTH kids for Angelina and BRAD PITT . . . and their second and third BLOBS.

Here's the latest from JESSICA SIMPSON'S rep on whether or not she and TONY ROMO broke up . . . quote, "Not true, not true. I spoke to Jess yesterday and the day before. They are still together." --Meanwhile, here are some pictures of Romo in Chicago last weekend, partying with a big-breasted blonde who is NOT Jessica Simpson . . .
 

The "New York Daily News" says that MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON have already contacted the Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor for some ideas about a NURSERY. --Mariah's rep says she's NOT pregnant . . . which means that if this is true, she and Nick are planning to start reproducing soon.

I'm really sorry to be the one to tell you this, ladies, but MARIO LOPEZ was asked to pose nude for "Playgirl" . . . and he TURNED THEM DOWN. --He says, quote, "I politely declined. It's not something for me at the moment. But it's ironic, because I'm, like, nature boy. I'm always running around the house in underwear or nothing."

"Maxim" magazine has dropped its annual Hot 100 list. And this year's #1 is MARISA MILLER. She was the cover model of this year's "Sports Illustrated" Swimsuit Issue. She also models for Victoria's Secret. Here's the Top 10 . . .
#1.) MARISA MILLER
#2.) SCARLETT JOHANSSON
#3.) JESSICA BIEL
#4.) EVA LONGORIA
#5.) SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
#6.) ELISHA CUTHBERT
#7.) EVA MENDES
#8.) CHRISTINA AGUILERA
#9.) LINDSAY LOHAN
#10.) ASHLEY TISDALE (???)
And believe it or not…Britney Spears made this year’s list at #19.

DENISE RICHARDS says she won't talk trash about CHARLIE SHEEN in front of her daughters. But when they're not around, I guess the rules are different. --Yesterday . . . (--On Ryan Seacrest's morning radio show) . . . Denise said things are so bad between the two of them that they don't even talk at all anymore. And that's not the worst of it. --She says, quote, "He just cut me off of child support last week. He doesn't want my kids to have vaccines and shots, but that's a whole other issue. So whatever."
--She's also upset that Charlie was completely uncooperative during the recent death of her mother. She says, quote, "He said, 'I hope you die with her.' It was awful, awful. And to not be there for the memorial . . . forget me, but the kids. That's their Nana. --"My mom was the closest person to my girls after myself and Charlie. So no, we don't speak at all."

The Axe deodorant people found out that Mathew McConaughey does NOT wear deodorant so they sent him a year's supply of their new pocket-size body spray. --Ya know, just in case he wants to start smelling like a 14-year-old chess club president.
 

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Rumors continue to circulate that the Least Interesting Couple of Our Time...Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz...are getting married this weekend. But they're still not admitting it.

TMZ says that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have broken up. On last night's "Extra", Jessica told a different story, saying, quote, "I want to be married and have kids. I have a future ahead."

This is all circumstantial, so I'm not making any concrete claims here. Just sayin'...check out these pictures of Lindsay Lohan and her ALLEGED lover, Samantha Ronson. --They're vacationing together in Paris...and Samantha has what appears to be a HICKEY on her neck. Just sayin...

Carmen Electra's engagement may be a short one. "Life & Style Weekly" says Carmen may be breaking up with Korn guitarist, Rob Patterson...because he bought her a CHEAP RING. --Supposedly, the black diamond engagement ring cost Rob less than TWO-GRAND, and he bought it at MySolitare.com. --A source says, quote, "She seems really embarrassed. I think the ring is a real deal breaker. She thought she'd be getting this giant rock. Instead, Rob bought it online for a bargain price."

Drew Barrymore's car got-rear ended in West Hollywood on Monday morning...and the guy who hit her tried to take off. Drew followed the other car long enough to get the plate number, which she handed over to police. --Police say they're investigating. There's no word if there's been an arrest yet.

It's been a while since Britney Spears has been involved in a motor vehicle mishap. But whatever her streak was, it ended yesterday. Britney rear-ended a red Ford Explorer in Hollywood. --Both vehicles were stopped at a read light, with Britney's white Mercedes behind the Explorer. For some reason, Britney hit the gas while the light was still red, and bumped the Explorer causing minor damage.

The last time Britney saw her ex-boyfriend, Adnan, was 7 weeks ago, and since then, she's pretty much gotten her life back together. But now, word comes out of a new sex tape. And the tape is said to be in Adnan's hands. --A source who claims to have seen the tape says, "It starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes she bough in Mexico. The sex wasn't especially kinky. And Britney wore a pink wig the whole time. At one point, Adnan told her to take it off -- Britney said, "I can't, there's nothing left."

Al Reynolds is laying it down once and for all, and he'd appreciate it if you would STFU and listen: Things may not have turned out like he planned, but he wants you to know that he married Star Jones for one reason. And that reason was...Love. --In a MySpace post yesterday, Al said, quote, "If you think you are having a tough day, may I propose you walk in my shoes for a few hours. In my mind, it feels like 'Dump on Al Month.' And I'm not having fun yet." -- "I indeed work very hard as a professor, business owner, doctoral student and author. I play hard too. I make no apologies for that. A guy is entitled to a little fun, after all." --In closing, he says, quote, "I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So...Please don't try to define me; don't try to categorize me; and most of all, don't label me." --"Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al."

Country singer John Michael Montgomery has checked himself into rehab for substance abuse, according to his Web site. The singer says his abuse troubles are due to "severe anxiety attacks and sleep disorder."
--Of his rehab decision, Montgomery wrote: "I will be disappearing for a while to try and defeat the demons that have stripped me of my energy of life and good health for so many years now ... However long it may take, I'm gonna fight to the end and come out stronger."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

If you watched "Desperate Housewives" on Sunday, you saw Nicollette Sheridan's character, Edie Britt, leave Wisteria Lane...and thus, LEAVE THE SHOW. --The executive producer of the show, Marc Cherry said Edie IS gone...and, quote, "She won't be back for a few years."

The rarely-reliable MediaTakeOut.com says that Halle Berry is wearing an engagement ring that once belonged to the grandmother of her baby-daddy, Gabriel Aubry.--As unlikely as this is...given the fact that Halle is constantly saying how she's not interested in getting married again...I'll let ya know if there's something to this.

Dierks Bently has made "Men's Fitness" magazine's list of the list of the "25 Fittest Guys in America". He says they dubbed him the "road warrior" because, quote, "I've hit about every chain and independent gym in the U.S. I've even worked out in church basements."

Now that she's getting her own life in order, Britney Spears has reportedly turned her attention to the lives of her parents -- who she's trying to reunite seven years after their divorce. Star magazine reports that Brit's scheme to get her parents back together might be paying some dividends. A source says, quote, "Lynne feels that Jamie's really stepped up and taken responsibility, and she is proud of him for kicking his own addictions and being there as a father. They get along so well, it's almost like they're married again."

Tori Spelling is reportedly going to join her old cast mate Jennie Garth in that update of Beverly Hills 90210. Spelling will reportedly return as a recurring character in the CW's new take on the old series.

Brad Pitt has a new tattoo on his back. Nobody's sure what is is...but the best guess seems to be that it's a tattoo of the streets of New Orleans. --Brad is involved in that project to build eco-friendly housing for people displaced by Hurricane Katrina, so that would make sense...kind of. I guess.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Nick Hogan was sentenced on Friday to EIGHT MONTHS in prison on a charge of felony reckless driving. He was taken IMMEDIATELY to his new home in jail. --He also got hit with 500 hours of community service and five years' probation...during which time he won't be allowed to drink alcohol. And he lost his driver's license for three years. --Since Nick is a minor, the felony conviction will disappear from his record when he turns 18 in July. --Nick pleaded NO CONTEST to the reckless driving charge...which resulted from his crash last August while allegedly drag racing. Nick's good friend, John Graziano, remains in critical condition and will require care for the rest of his life. --After Nick's plea, members of the Graziano's family got a chance to speak to the court before the sentencing...and they didn't do the Hogan's any favors. --John's father, Ed Graziano, said that Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda haven't been there for John since the accident...even thought they've said over and over again in the media that John was like a son to them.

First daughter Jenna Bush got married on Saturday at the family's ranch in Crawford, Texas. Her new husband is Henry Hager, the son of a prominent Virginia Republican. There were about 200 guests. Jenna's twin sister Barbara was the maid of honor. 

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are NOT engaged. The British Tabloids started a rumor over the weekend, after Kate was seen flashing a ring outside a restaurant in Boston. --It's for a movie, though. Kate is in Boston filming a flick called "Bride Wars".

Lindsay Lohan has officially been dumped. Not by her girlfriend...but by two movies that she had signed up for. Last week, news came out that she will not be co-staring in the Charles Manson movie, "Manson Girls". And now, she is no longer a part of the Jack Black movie, "Ye Olde Times". --She is however, guest starring on the season finale of "Ugly Betty". So get your fix there. HaHa.

Here are some more pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together again this weekend in Miami.

You can add "American Idol" to the list of televised national singing competitions that David Archuleta's dad, Jeff Archuleta, has been BANNED from. --It first happened when David did "Star Search" five years ago...and now, he's been banned from meddling backstage at "Idol". --Jeff is still permitted to be in the audience during the shows...but he's been banned from being in the behind-the-scenes areas where David is learning or rehearsing his songs.

By the way, Britney Spears will appear for the second time on "How I Met Your Mother" TONIGHT.

Playgirl magazine releases its annual country music issue in time for CMA Music Festival. The issue will feature photos of Keith Urban, Darryl Worley and Clay Walker. **Above is the cover of a 2001 issue of "Playgirl".

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Friday, May 9, 2008

Before he was a big deal, George Clooney had a small part on the sitcom "Roseanne". This was from 1988 to 1991. --In an interview the other night, George revealed that when he first met Roseanne Barr, she hit him up with the following pick up line..."You're really good looking, why don't you take me out behind the stage and make me stink."

We keep hearing rumors that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting back together...or at least TALKING about getting back together. --Well, the "Star" tabloid says the talking is getting pretty intimate...to the point that it has officially crossed over to PHONE SEX. --A source said, quote, "They have phone sex often...at least once a week." --And one more note. Brit has just reportedly bought herself a new $6 million mansion in a Los Angeles suburb just a stones throw away from K-Fed's pad.

The "Star" tabloid says that Jake Gyllenhaal dated Chelsea Clinton briefly, back in 1999. Apparently, their families know each other, so they gave it a shot...but a source says, quote, "sparks failed to fly". They're still friend, though.

Rumor has it that "Dancing with the Stars" partners Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough are living together. Supposedly, Derek moved into Shannon's L.A. home. Derek is 22. Shannon is 34.

Hulk Hogan's 17-year-old son Nick will be in a Florida courtroom today...and he will reportedly enter an Open Plea to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. --This means the judge will have complete authority over his sentencing, and the victim and his family will have the opportunity to testify at his sentencing hearing. --Not that the victim, John Graziano, is in any condition to testify. He hasn't woken up since last August 26th, when Nick crashed the car they were in while drag racing...and allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol. --Nick is facing up to five years in prison on the felony charge.

Heather Mills may be hooking up with Donald Trump. --Not to become his fourth wife, but word is she's been invited to join the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

"People" magazine promised to post pictures of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding on their website yesterday. They KIND OF came through. --They only posted a picture of the COVER of this week's issue, which has one picture on it. If you want to see the rest, you have to buy the mag.

The tabloids have been saying that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are having twins for a while now. But this week, the "Star" kicks it up a notch. They say it's twin GIRLS that she and Brad are expecting. Angelina is reportedly due in July.

Former "Bachelor" Andy Baldwin has broken up with Donald Trump's ex-wife, Marla Maples. Baldwin says that he recently took a job for the Navy in Washington, D.C., and the long-distance thing wasn't working. (What the hell is wrong with this guy??)

Kelly Ripa is America's favorite celebrity mom, according to a "USA Today" poll. Of the 13,300 people who responded, 25% chose Kelly as the mom they most admire. --Angelina Jolie finished a close second with 23%...while Julia Roberts and Jada Pinkett Smith tied for third, with 22%. (Where's Dina Lohan??? Was this poll biased against Long Island or what???)

In her new autobiography, "Audition", Barbara Walters talks about Star Jones, and the way her tenure on "The View" ended badly. --For instance, she complains about having to LIE on the air about Star having gastric bypass surgery...because Star didn't want the public to know...Well, this morning I must regretfully inform Barbara Walters that...IT'S ON!!! Star is hearing this stuff, and she's not happy about it. --She says, quote, "It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book." --"It speaks to her true character."

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Rumors that Mariah Carey didn't have time to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up before she married Nick Cannon are apparently NOT true. Both "People" magazine and E! Online are reporting they DO. --Mariah supposedly told a friend, quote, "Anyone who thinks we didn't have a pre-nup is smoking something." --By the way...People.com says it will post EXCLUSIVE pictures from the Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon wedding at 10 AM Today.

Here are some pictures of Scarlett Johansson flashing the engagement ring Ryan Reynolds gave her...and the MASSIVE CLEAVAGE bestowed upon her.

"In Touch Weekly" says that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are getting married on May 30th. I'll let you know if and when the official word comes down. 

At a custody hearing yesterday in L.A., attorneys for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline worked out an agreement that gives Britney expanded visits with her kids. --Brit will get three days a week of SUPERVISED visitation...and within a month, she may also get SLEEPOVERS. --She'll also have the boys on Mother's Day. --Your man K-Fed still retains full custody...but Brit is hoping to get 50/50 custody reinstated by August.

A man who's been stalking Uma Thurman for two years was convicted yesterday of stalking and aggravated harassment. He could get up to a year in prison when he's sentenced next month. --The man...one Jack Jordan...was arrested last October outside Uma's home. He'd been sending Uma and her family disturbing messages, claiming they were, quote, "predestined" to be together. He also tried to meet her in person several times.

Lindsay Lohan has been called many nasty things in her days, and now she can add fur thief to the list. A 22-year old student claims that Linds made off with her 11 thousand dollar blonde mink coat, a gift from her grandmother. The girl says she sat next to Lindsay at a party in January. An hour later, when she went to leave, the coat was gone. Fast-forward to a February edition to OK magazine, where the girl spotted a photo of Lindsay decked out in her coat. Her lawyer called Lindsay's lawyer, and a few days later, the coat was delivered to her apartment -- smelling of cigarettes and alcohol and with a tear in the lining. The girl wants 10 thousand dollars and an apology from Lindsay for the unauthorized three-week fur rental.

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Not long ago, we heard that Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were having problems, because Ryan was ready to settle down and Scarlett wasn't. --Well, that must not have been true, because both of their reps are now confirming that they're ENGAGED. They haven't set a wedding date yet. Ryan is 31...Scarlett is 23. --By the way, if you're a chick: Ryan just happens to be filming a movie called "The Proposal" with Sandra Bullock.

Owen Wilson is supposed to be dating Kate Hudson again. But according to the "Miami Herald", he was trying to get a little on the side over the weekend. --Rumor has it that Owen picked up a hot chick at a Miami club, then brought her back to a boat at the Sunset Harbor marina. There, he and a male friend asked the woman if she'd like to enjoy the talents of BOTH OF THEM. --She decided to take a pass. In fact, she reportedly ran off the boat in disgust. As for who the "male friend" was...the "Miami Herald" says that Vince Vaughn was in town over the weekend.

Dina Lohan is being honored as one of Long Island's TOP 20 MOMS. Yes, you heard me right. A group called Mingling Moms is giving Dina the honor. And while is sounds insanely ridiculous, there's really not a lot of meaning behind it. --Basically, they're honoring Long Island mothers in general...and singling out those who have, quote, "raised superstar children".

After getting arrested for allegedly hitting his girlfriend last week, Dennis Rodman has done the cool, trendy celebrity thing and checked himself into rehab. He's actually doing an OUTPATIENT program in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Britney Spears used her sister, Jamie Lynn's baby shower as an opportunity to do more than just reconnect with family and friends in Louisiana. She also used it as an opportunity to APOLOGIZE to them. --A so-called "source" says she apologized for, quote, "putting her family through all kinds of drama the last few years."

And as if Jamie Lynn Spears didn't have enough to worry about, there's a war on between her dad Jamie Spears and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. "In Touch Weekly" quotes a family friend as saying, "Jamie and Casey do not get along. Casey wants to marry Jamie Lynn and get her away from her family. Casey doesn't respect Jamie and that's a problem. If they get married, Jamie might not even show up."

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Monday, May 5, 2008

We still don't actually know if Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married in the Bahamas last Wednesday. But it's being reported that they did get a MARRIAGE LICENSE  in the days leading up to the supposed wedding. --It was obtained on the Bahamian island of Eleuthera. Mariah owns an estate on Windermere...which is an even smaller, more exclusive island off of Eleuthera. --Meanwhile, a woman named Linda Cannon...who was identified only as one of Nick's relatives, confirmed the marriage to E! Online, saying, quote, "He called and told us all about it."

Lindsay Lohan is mad at "USA Today" for publishing an ad that used her mugshot to show an example of a drunk driver. --The ad was actually paid for by the American Beverage Institute...and its purpose is to discredit those ignition interlock devices that don't let you start your car if you've been drinking. --The ad says, quote, "Ignition interlocks...A good idea for..." and then it shows Lindsay's mugshot. Below that it says, quote, "But a bad idea for us". And beneath that are some pictures of people drinking in supposed RESPONSIBLE ways...like a bride and groom toasting each other. --Lindsay's lawyer says she fully endorses ignition interlock devices and is looking into whether it was legal for the American Beverage Institute to use her mugshot.

Meanwhile, Lindsay's rep has confirmed that she will appear on the second season finale of "Ugly Betty", which airs on May 22nd. She will be playing an old high school friend of Betty, who's currently "down on her luck".

Miley Cyrus is back in the public eye. She performed Saturday at Disney World in Orlando. And while she didn't address the "Vanity Fair" photo scandal directly, she did say this..."I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you."

Britney Spears was in Kentwood, Louisiana over the weekend for the baby shower of America's Most Treasured Pregnant Teenager, Jamie Lynn Spears. Britney had to get permission first from her dad, Jamie, because he's still in charge. --It was Britney's first trip home in about a year. She's expected back in L.A. for a custody hearing tomorrow.

After two failed marriages, Angelina Jolie swore she'd never walk down the aisle again -- but she seems to be reconsidering that vow. According to "OK!" magazine, Brad Pitt has convinced Angie that tying the knot might not be so bad after all.

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Friday, May 2, 2008

The rumors have spread like wildfire that Mariah and Nick Cannon secretly got MARRIED. --The two still haven't even confirmed that they're engaged, but a "source" claims they snuck off and tied the noose Wednesday on some island. That's all that's really known at this point.

As if the "Vanity Fair" pictures weren't enough, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus sparked even more controversy when she said, in the accompanying interview, that her favorite TV show is "Sex and the City". --But a source close to Miley tried to clear up the mess, by saying Miley has only ever seen the EDITED REPEATS of the show that currently air.

"Time" magazine has dropped its annual list of the 100 Most Influential People. They're really not ranked, per se...they're just lumped into different categories. --And as usual, numerous celebrities made this year's list, including...Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Oprah Winfrey and yes....Miley Cyrus.

Britney Spears has been given the perfect Mother's Day gift -- a whole day with her kids. Thanks to continued improvements in Brit's relationship with Kevin Federline, she's being allowed to spend May 11th with her boys.

Singer John Mayer is a hopeless romantic -- or so it seems, after he sent Jennifer Aniston flowers on each of the five days they spent together in Miami last month. "US" magazine reports that the couple went a little further than merely dining together, and actually spent the better part of a week sharing a hotel room.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have just moved their large family to a mansion in France. --That's where Angie plans to give birth to her next child. --She won't be here when a new videotape comes out. It's a tape that was recorded when she was 23 years old, reportedly, by one of her ex-boyfriends. In the video, she is doing some serious drugs like snorting and smoking heroin. The tape was sold for $70,000.

All the gossip magazines have stories about the bizarre hookup of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston...but only "In Touch" magazine coughed up $20,000 for the exclusive first photos of the couple together. The two are laying side by side at the Four Seasons pool, where they reportedly shared a suite together.

"People" magazine drops its 100 Most Beautiful People issue this week. (--Didn't it used to be the 50 Most Beautiful People???) --This year's cover girl...and thus, we assume THE most beautiful person...is Kate Hudson. --The oldest person on this year's list is 67-year-old Raquel Welch. And the youngest is 15-year-old Miley Cyrus. --And Halle Berry made the list for a record 12th time.

"Life & Style Weekly" says that Jamie Lynn Spears is having a girl...and her due date is June 29th.

Paris Hilton has gotten the surest sign yet that her boyfriend, Benji Madden is serious about their relationship. --He's written her a love song. Paris told "People" magazine, "He actually wrote me a beautiful song and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It's called 'Shine Your Light'. It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me." (I think I just puked a little in my mouth.)

This is creepy if it's true: Some Irish newspaper claims that Mark David Chapman...the man who murdered John Lennon...is obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and has a shrine to her in his prison cell. And he's begging, unsuccessfully, for permission to contact her. --Lindsay plays Mark David Chapman's girlfriend in the movie "Chapter 27". Jared Leto plays Chapman.

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The injury that Cristian De La Fuente suffered on "Dancing with the Stars" Monday night turned out out be a Ruptured Tendon. It'll require surgery...but Cristian has decided to postpone that surgery...so he can KEEP ON DANCING. --Shannon Elizabeth will NOT continue to dance, however. She and the guy you just know she's nailing, Derek Hough, were voted off last night.

And speaking of "Dancing with the Stars", there's a rumor going around that Karina Smirnoff and her boyfriend, Mario Lopez broke up. "People" is reporting that Karina has moved out of Mario's Los Angeles home, and started seeing E! TV personality, Michael Yo.

Pamela Anderson has confirmed on her blog that she is indeed finally an American citizen. In case you didn't know, Pam was born in Canada.

A California Family Court has assembled the official casebook concerning the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline custody case -- and it contains more than 700 pages of commentary. Reportedly, it contains a "mixed bag" of good and bad about Brit's parenting skills.

If the big wigs at Disney have their way, fans will be seeing a lot less of Miley Cyrus in the coming months. A Disney executive told the New York Post, quote, "The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They're trying to keep her contained."

But if you were offended or creeped out by that picture of Miley and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, together from her "Vanity Fair" photo shoot, then there's not way you can possibly be cool with this. --It's a picture of Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on the backside of his DAUGHTER, BROOKE! She's 19.

Football star Tony Romo reportedly got into a huge fight with Jessica Simpson during a recent trip to Vegas. Jess almost dumped Tony for gambling away a mere TWO MILLION DOLLARS.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The verdict is in on whether Britney Spears is qualified to raise her two kids. --A decision has been made in her custody battle with Kevin Federline. She'll find out what it is next Thursday. --Legal experts say she has an excellent chance of getting her children back because she's turned her life around. --The pink wig is gone, there are no more visits to the psycho ward and no more photos without panties. Instead she's been in the gym every day and is taking dance and voice classes.

The "New York Daily News" is claiming that Roger Clemens was cheating on his wife Debbie with country singer Mindy McCready for about 10 years. --It was an on-and-off affair that started about 17 years age...when Roger was 28 and Mindy was...15. Clemens was already married and a father of two when the affair started. --He claims the two were just friends, and nothing more.

Last night on "Dancing with the Stars", Cristian De La Fuente injured his left forearm toward the end of his second dance. He went to the hospital after the show, and was diagnosed with a severe muscle cramp.

It's official: Britney Spears is doing at least one more episode of "How I Met Your Mother". Filming began yesterday...and it's scheduled to air on May 12th.

Brangelina may finally be tying the knot! --Brad and Angelina are planning to have a wedding on the high seas according to "OK!" magazine. Reportedly, the couple will rent a $200 million yacht for a summer  ceremony that will take place shortly after Angie gives birth.

Ashley Dupre, the high priced call-girl slash hooker who brought down New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is now suing Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis for $10 million. Ashley is claiming she never gave GGW permission to use her image. --Francis claims that not only did they get her permission, but they have it on videotape.

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Miley Cyrus has just issued an apology for the racy pictures of her that have shown up online over the past week. --As you heard, some personal photos surfaced first. Those pictures were definitely Miley by the way. --In one of the pics, she is lying on a couch, draped over the lap of her then-boyfriend and was pulling up her shirt exposing her midriff. --And over the weekend, another picture started making the rounds. This one was from an actual photo shoot that Miley did for "Vanity Fair" magazine. It was done by the world-famous photographer Annie Liebovitz...and Miley appears to be topless, with only a sheet covering her front. --Miley said, "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic', and I feel so embarrassed. I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about."

When Pamela Anderson announced that she had Hepatitis C back in 2003, she claimed she would probably only live another 10 or 15 years. Technically, she's not wrong yet. But she does appear to be going back on that prediction. --On "Larry King Live" Friday night, Pam announced that she's BEATING Hep C. --She said, quote, "I'm doing really good. Actually, I just went to my doctor. He took all my blood work and went through all my tests. And I hadn't really been to him in a year-and-a-half. And he said he's never seen me healthier. That, he said, it's a miracle."

Jennifer Aniston may finally have a boyfriend. She and John Mayer had lunch and dinner together this past Friday in Miami. --After leaving dinner at around 1:00 A.M., they headed to Jennifer's hotel...holding hands.

Believe it or not...a steamy new Paris Hilton videotape is making the rounds -- despite the fact that the air-head got a court injunction to keep the footage under wraps. Paris's latest acting effort is a one-woman show, featuring her lolling in a bubble bath and showing off her assets to a male camera operator who narrates the action.

Heide Fleiss, who was arrested in February on charges of drug possession and DUI, has agreed to go to rehab -- the televised kind. Fleiss will check in at Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab for what producers call "a serious Vicodin and meth addiction."

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