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Cannibals Joke

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cannibals Joke

 Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water. One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's Restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With the little energy they had left, they dragged themselves across the clearing and looked up to see the following menu:

Par boiled Priest $12.00

Roast Lion Hunter $14.00

Steamed Politician $198.50



They struggled in, dragged themselves to a table, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered, one of the explorers asked the waiter "Can you help me understand your menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the third item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?"



"Are you kidding?" replied the waiter, "Did you ever try to clean one of those suckers?"

Sex and Oil Joke

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Sex & Oil Joke

Bank Robber Joke

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Bank Robber Joke

Baskin Robins Joke

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Baskin Robin Joke

Two robins were sitting in a tree. 
`I'm really hungry`, said the first one. 
`Me, too` said the second. 
`Let's fly down and find some lunch.` 
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate `til they could eat no more. 
`I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree`, said the first one. `Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun`, said the second. 
`O.K.` said the first. 
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. 
As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, 
`I just love baskin` robins.`

Chicago in Hell Joke

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Chicago In Hell Joke

Two Blondes Joke

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Two Blondes Joke

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter? "
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away. " "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest. "
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here. "
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help? " "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too! "

Dreams Joke

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Dreams Joke

Breast on a Plane Joke

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Breast on a Plane Joke

Dollar Bill Joke

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Dollar Bill Joke

The Post Office Joke

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The Post Office Joke