Wife Not Talking Joke

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Wife Not Talking Joke

 A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.

    The bartender asked, “What’s the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?”

    The man said, “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn’t going to speak to me for a month.”

    The bartender replies, “So sorry to hear that, my friend,” as he gives the customer a complimentary drink, “and how many days are left before that month is up?”

    The man sadly mumbles, “Today’s the last day.”