A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, "I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
Brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to kitchen to ask cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is - an auto parts store?"
"No" sad cook. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices crisp bacon."
"Oh, ok" said blonde. Then she thought about it a minute and spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to customer.
Trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up."