Sister our of gas
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency,
was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients
when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was
just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned
had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient,
she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill
with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan
to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists
watched from across the street..
One of them turned to the other and said,'If it starts, I'm