Shingles Joke

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Shingles Joke

The old man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist
asked him what he had. The old man said: ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down
his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a
seat.
 
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked the old man what he had.
The old man said, ‘Shingles.’ So she wrote down height, weight, a complete medical history and told the old man to wait in the examining room.
 
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked the old man what he
had. The old man said, ‘Shingles.’ So the nurse gave the old man a blood test, a
blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told the old man to take off
all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
 
An hour later the doctor came in and found the old man sitting
patiently in the nude and asked the old man what he had. The old man said,
‘Shingles.’
 
The doctor asked, ‘Where?’
 
The old man said,
 
‘Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ‘em??’