Senior Dress Code

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spot
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short-shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13 Thongs and Depends
And the ultimate "Bad Taste" in fashion for "Older Folks"--
14. Pierced Nipples that hang below the waist