Nuns at a ballgame
Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view).
In an effort to get te nuns to move, the men decided to badger them.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah, I heard there are only 100 nuns living there.”
The Second Guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns there.”
The Third Guy said, “Well, I want to go to Idaho, they say there are only 25 Nuns living there.”
At that, one of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, “Why don’t you all go to hell. You won’t find any nuns there.”