Nice Pigs

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:

"Nice pigs, sir."

  The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State  Hillary Clinton and I
got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

  The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."