My Daddy's Faster Than Your Daddy

THREE boys were bragging about how fast their fathers could run. The first boy said: "My father can fire an arrow at a tree and run and catch it before it hits the tree." The second boy said: "That's not quick. My dad is a bricklayer, and he can drop a brick from a 10-storey building and run down the stairs and catch it before it hits the ground." The third boy said: "That's nothing. My dad is the fastest. He works for the council and knocks off at 4 o'clock and is home at 2:30pm