Medical Miracles

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we > > can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him > > looking for work in six weeks.' > > > > A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one > > person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four > > weeks. > > > > The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that > > we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and > > have them both looking for work in two weeks..' > > > > An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. > > We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the > > White House, and now half the country is looking for work.' >