Man in a Bar Joke
A man runs into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me twenty shots
of your best single-malt scotch, quick!"
The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them down, one at a
time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Wow, I never saw anybody drink that fast."
The man says, "Well, you'd drink that fast if you had what I have."
The bartender says, "Oh my God. What is it? What do you have?"
The man says, "Fifty cents."