Lost WIfe Joke
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Kroger when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my w!fe , and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my w!fe , too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs and is wearing short shorts.
What does your w!fe look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."