Lost Wife and Car Joke
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife. The following conversation took place.
Husband. I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet.
Policeman. What is her height?
Husband. I never checked.
Policeman. Slim or fat?
Husband. Not slim, not fat.
Policeman. Colour of eyes?
Husband. Never noticed.
Policeman. Colour of hair?
Husband. Changes according to season.
Policeman. What was she wearing?
Husband. Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Policeman. Was she driving?
Policeman. Colour of the car?
Husband. Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door , and then the husband started crying.
Policeman. Don't worry sir, we will find your car.