Let Me Get This Straight

As I understand this, the health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that hasn't read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is dead broke.

What could possibly go wrong?