I did not recognize you joke. (11/5/13)

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Old Woman Joke

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was
 taken 2 the hospital.
 While on the operating table she had a near death
 experience.
 Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"
 God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 days
 live."
 Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the
 hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy
 tuck. She even changed her hair color!
 Finally she was released from the hospital.
 While crossing the road on her way home, she
 was killed by a truck.
 Arriving in front of God, she asked,
 "You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't
 you save me from the truck?"
 God replied:
 "I couldn't recognize you!"