Hold the dog please!

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
shipwreck. Only one sheep and a sheepdog were washed
up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening,
the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to
the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog,
ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

That evening, the man introduced Nancy to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening
- red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
started to get "those feelings" again.. He fought the
urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
leaned over to Nancy, cautiously and whispered in
her ear... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"