Ham Sandwich

 A Rabbi and a Priest are flying a plane. The planes engines start to fail and both the Priest and the Rabbi know that the end is just moments away when they crash into the ground.

The Priest looks at the Rabbi and asks, "There is something I have always wanted to ask. Have you ever tasted ham?"

The Rabbi looks at the Priest and says, "Yes, I have had a ham sandwich once. It was pretty good. Now let me ask you, have you ever had sex before?"

The Priest lowers his eyes and says, "Yes, once when I was young, before I became a Priest."

The Rabbi smiles and says, "It beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"