She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the T- shirt she had slept in.s I walked in almost awake, she turned and said to me softly, "you have to make love to me right now!" My eyes lit up, and I thought that it must be my lucky day! Not wanting to waste the moment, I embraced her and gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove with her T-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, " What was that all about"??? She explained, "The egg timer is broken!"