Feed the Alligators!

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back, along with some picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was well
designed for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was
a bunch of local college girls skinny-dipping in his pond He made
the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to
shield themselves.

One of the young ladies shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators."

Old men may move slow but can still think fast.