Al Drunk Joke
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck
after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's
place. When they got to the door, Joe went
straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her
how beautiful she was and how much he had
missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed
her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told
Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much
over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about
6 months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home,
he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and
told her that he loved her. His wife burst into
Bob was confused and asked whyshe was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First,
littleBilly fell off his bike and twisted his ankle.
Then, the washing machine broke and flooded
the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"