If we were to keep a record of all the things we worried about during a given period of time, we would discover, in reviewing them, that the great majority of our anticipated problems or troubles n
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
(MADE IN CHINA )
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
Rules from God for 2010
1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.”Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”
Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company.
Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today.
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
Consumed by my loss, I didn't notice the hardness of the pew where I sat.
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.
A new minister
was walking with an older,
more seasoned minister
in the garden one day.
This is a good counter-balance story to the Jane
Fonda Vietnam Woman Of The Year story.
Viet Nam 1966