An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
Once there was a family that was not rich and not poor. They lived in Ohio in a small country house. One night they all sat down for dinner, and there was a knock at the door.
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A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he has cover
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said,"My son, that battle is between wolves inside us all.
"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"
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I've never made a fortune,
and it's probably too late now.
But I don't worry about that much,
I'm happy anyhow.
And as I go along life's way,